Whoever Programmed Me With The Ability To Drink Digital Vodka, Thank You.

One problem that's never mentioned about being a SQUIP is the random burst of power from the host drinking Mountain Dew that ends up shocking th- JEREMY FOR THE LAST TIME IF IT HURTS STOP DRINKING THAT OW STOP IT

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Just me supporting @1-love-pencils and the amazing artwork she produces

And yes he is very pretty and I am dehydrated in the desert

Jeremy: SHOTS SHOT SHOT SHOTS

Me: YOU CAN JUST NOT WITH Mountain Dew HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO-

Michael: EVERYBODY!

Me: YOU STOP ENCOURAGING HIM!

christine canigula from be more chill deserves happiness!

requested by anon

This is another one I made because I have 0 impulse control

I should probably say pretty much right off the bat that this is a side blog and has all the limitations of one

My main blog is @vodkasquip and will show up if I like anything from you or follow you.

Sorry for any and all inconveniences that this causes!

Dearest Internet, what is a Furry?

Michael keeps referring to Jeremy as one, and I have no idea what that is.

Jeremy is no longer allowed to attempt to cook dinner for Father’s Day. We just now got the stains off of the kitchen and are still using scented candles in the house.

Jeremy is moping because I gave him an “unnecessary lecture.”

If he didn’t want to be lectured, he shouldn’t have said “Did you just kink shame me?” when I told him to stop calling Rich’s SQUIP “A hot mess.”

I know it was a joke, but I draw the line at digital frogs.

I honestly didn’t expect this setup Rich and his SQUIP made so I can vent my feelings on the internet would get 13 followers. Thank you for listening to me.

Jeremy is not happy with waiting to go to college, but I told him that everyone’s waiting for them and that he at least is suffering with everyone. He wasn’t incredibly comforted but appreciated the sentiment.