I just like found this slightly cryptic and intriguing fanfic, like the plot is good and the vocabulary used is like total C1-C2 English level. But then again there are some weird mistakes considering the level of the vocabulary and stuff, like some basic grammar mistakes, and sentences with words in the wrong order. So I read it anyway and it's confusing af bc it's kinda hard to read. Just wondering how that even exists like usually there are fics with great grammar and a boring plot, the occasional fic with great grammar and great plot and of course fics with an amazing plot but the grammar is so bad that you seriously can't read it.
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This is gold, thanks for making this
ISFJ: This is stupid, my sandwich didn’t do anything.
ISTP: I will shoot you.
ISFP: Oh - outside today, in the garden, I followed a honeybee.
ISTJ: I’m very good at following instructions.
ESFJ: Guys, you’re gonna break something.
ESTP: What’s the opposite of fun? That.
ESFP: If I plan to do anything else stupid, I’ll let you know.
ESTJ: You’re trying my non-patience!
INFJ: I acknowledge your pain.
INTP: Did you know there are like six thousand kinds of tomatoes?
INFP: I’ll interrogate the cat.
INTJ: I’m sorry for...psychologically scarring you.
ENFJ: You gotta let me take care of you, man.
ENTJ: The whistle makes me their god.
ENTP: Soulless or not, that’s funny.
ENFP: After we kill it, we can go to Disneyland!
I would eat it.
So, stumbled across this just now
And of course, who doesn’t want a big, huggable loaf of bread in pillow form?
But the best part?
It ships vacuum-packed.
So you have to …. knead it.
And then
Let it …. rise.
#short enough to never hit my head on something that is low #tall enough to have these moments in public transport where I feel proud bc so many people are shorter than me 😂 #I'm a little taller than scarlet Johanson 😂
(and in general are extremely unlike your type)
I'll start:
ESTP (7w6)
Unstereotypical:
I wrote fanfiction, had a phase in which i doodled everyday. Have had one relationship so far, don't drink alcohol and the last time i was at a party was more than a year ago. I also hate team sports with a passion. I love learning new languages and am a total TV show nerd.I also binge watch. Also I have never been in a physical fight. Lmao . Btw i also love to have philosophical conversations with special people and am generally attuned with analyzing my dreams and the meaning behind them. I usually take a lot of time to make friends (real friends).
VS
Stereotypical:
I love the gym , calisthenics etc. I love cars and traveling, and exploring new places with a passion. I generally prefer being outdoors to indoors. I like camping and sometimes am a adrenaline junkie.
Only 90s kids understand
I fucking hate drawing, it literally slowly drains you of your life energy.
People who don’t draw: Oh my god art is so calming and drawing is such a wonderful way to spend your time and restore your energy!
Me: SHIT FUCK I CAN’T DRAW THE OTHER EYE WHAT IS THIS OH MY GOD NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A MUTATED BEAN OKAY I’M OUT
Is that a fucking ladder resting on that lambo? 😭😭😭
Am I the only one that just noticed that they intentionally wear almost the same clothes as 15 year ago? 😅
Like Sam looks so strange in that sweater now.
MY HEART