#implied Autumnal Sexy Times

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“I’ll go where you go”

Boring

Overused

May be a lie

“it seems to me my destiny is to be a bride of adventure”

Poetic af

Soft as hell

Invites many feels

the rest of the avengers literally aint got shit on tony. parents killed by an assassin. sold to terrorist ring by godfather and legal guardian. open heart surgery w/o anesthetics, magnet powered by car battery in chest so that fucking shrapnels dont slice through his heart. hiking through arabian desert in 57°C with weak heart, injuries and no proper attire. paralyzed and left to die of shrapnel by that same godfather. almost died of a billion volt discharge fighting him. survived head on lighting blast by thor himself. got his house thrown at him after a terrorist attack was sent on his house. been living with palladium poisoning and survived only cause he managed to create a new chemical element with 7% help of his shitbag dead dad. survived an army of killer robots. survived the beating of two supersoldiers and laying beaten to pulp mid-siberia exposed to the negative 25 degrees celsius. survived an angry hulk attack and almost subdued the bitch through brute force. attached himself to a nuke and flew it through a wormhole into space, free fell from the fucking sky and almost hit the ground with full force. survived getting attacked by 20th century deadliest assassin slash super soldier with only bullet proof glasses and one (1) gauntlet. saved his damn self from being captured and tied up by killian. survived a dead drop in kansas. survived the full blast of a power stone. got an ENTIRE FUCKING MOON, A WHOLE FUCKING CELESTIAL BODY THROWN AT HIM HEAD ON, AND GOT UP 4 SECONDS LATER, UNBOTHERED, SHAKING THE DUST OFF HIS SHOULDER. ALL THIS WHILE BEING A 100% HUMAN AND UNTRAINED LIKE DO YOU ALL JUST IGNORE HOW FUCKING BADASS AND UNKILLABLE THIS MAN IS OR DOES STEVE NEED TO DROP THE “EARTHS BEST DEFENDER” ON YOUR OBLIVIOUS ASSES AGAIN

why do people always ask me about sexual fantasies but never about my other fantasies? i don’t think about dick, jonathan. i think about wearing a haute couture dress and a princess tiara and running around a stone palace with sunlight and enough mirrors around to bask in my aesthetic glory.

the fact that i’m not on a balcony in italy watching the sun set eating fresh fruit with my lover is offensive

Only few hours to raise my wand for two people I love the most in the whole HP universe. Two people who might get shit on for their love or be given no importance to but will always be my favourite thing about Harry Potter series.

I’m a simple woman. I find a song I like, I listen to it for three weeks uninterrupted until I find another one.

for whatever reason, you suddenly gain godlike powers of control over the universe. what’s the first thing you do?

“It is not only that I am tired. I am sunk in a lethargy of boredom too deep for action of any kind.”

— Edna St. Vincent Millay, from a letter to Eugene Jan Boissevain

WE’VE ALL GOT BOTH LIGHT AND DARK INSIDE US insp.