Extremely Funny, Actually, Because I Just Remembered Half Of Batman’s Villains Literally Have PhDs

Ik ur depressed rn but i have a question do u ever use brainrot words??

i need to post literally anything other than these fucks

This fic made me really happy

Jason should have come back to the manor post-lazarus pit and revealed himself as Jason Todd but not told the rest of the family that he’s also Red Hood. can you imagine how fucking funny that would be.

Nightwing: honestly! my family is fucking INSANE! i swear the only good one is my little brother, he died and came back and decided to ditch the vigilante life.

Red Hood: oh shit really?

Nightwing: honestly probably the smartest one out of all of us, he’s reading in bed while we’re all out here on stakeouts!

Red Hood: interesting. tell me more about how this brother is the best of all of you.

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Red Hood: so what are you guys getting the smart handsome not-vigilante brother for Christmas?

Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin:

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Batman: now i need all of you to have an equal share in the clean up-

Red Hood: yeah sorry, you aren’t MY dad, so i’m gonna dip. have fun cleaning!

the funniest part is when Dick and Tim decide that since Red Hood and Jason are so similar and Red Hood CLEARLY seems to like what he hears about Jason, that they should try to set the two up.

Jason, calling Roy at 4am: i need you in Gotham within the next hour so you can dress up as Red Hood and we can pretend that I’m sleeping with myself.

Roy:

Roy: i’m gonna get caught sneaking out of your bedroom with lipstick on your helmet

Jason: this is gonna be the funniest thing we’ve ever done.

Here’s Damian, our fav Disney princess

He don like da snow >:(

I hope you guys are okay with the influx of Baby Dami...

Commission Info / Kofi

Damian: Cruel?

Jon: Yes

Damian: I don't want to go get a SCONE with you this morning and now I'm cruel?

Jon: Open your heart to me...

Jon: Damian!

Damian: Stop

Jon: OPEN YOUR HEART TO ME NOW!!

Damian: IT'S FUCKING OPEN

More dad Bruce comics hehe

Damian as the primordial being of life and creation and Jon as the primordial being of space and time. They're soulmates and meet in each lifetime even as they lose themselves, hit me up