I Haven't Seen It Get Mentioned On Tumblr Yet But Samsung Has Just Gotten Caught In A Hilarious Scam:

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I had heard about porn bots on Tumblr, but I had gone for months of regular use of this site without seeing any. But these past few days, I have been getting flooded by follows from them. Are there any tools that can automatically block all users who’s names end in a 3-digit number?

this is what having sex with sonic the hedgehog sounds like btw

The fake post game really elevated when people started putting fake dividers between them, but it kinda sucks that they never put placeholder text up top to get rid of the double pfp/username

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oh yeah and one at the bottom to make the real notes look natural would help too

Cooking With Tumblr: "Why Are We Here? Just to Suffer?" Edition

Tumblr, I come to you as a woman on the verge of fulfilling her destiny. Thanks to a viral poll by @relientk, the newest meme on Tumblr is vanilla extract, specifically the act of using too much of it. Pure vanilla extract is, of course, expensive and also strong in small amounts. Who among us has that much vanilla extract on hand and is foolish enough to attempt this?

Me.

For personal reasons, I have a lot of vanilla extract in my apartment. It was here before the meme, and it will be here after. I had all the ingredients for the horrible poll cake except for milk, so I went out and bought some milk. It is three in the morning and very cold outside. Why am I doing this now instead of waiting for the poll to finish? Two reasons: the first being how fickle the internet in burning through memes, and the second being that five days gives my better judgement enough time to convince me not to do this.

Will God stop my sinful hands before the cake makes it into the oven? Let's find out!

This is actually really smart, though. Human expressions are made through lots of relatively subtle motions of our malleable faces, which could be impractical for a robot. Very near that same depth of expression could be achieved with as little as like two motors in each of those triangular ears.

Of course, Wheatley is already incredibly expressive without those ears, but the Valve animators achieved that feat by keeping Wheatley in motion. If you looked at a static image of Wheatley, it might be a lot harder to figure out his emotions. Those ears would solve that.

on the furry au (yknow, the au where everyone is furries, which every piece of media has) chell is a regular furry, you see glados and wheatley never looked human in the first place, so my take is that they look exactly the same except they have triangular pieces of metal attached on top of their heads which look like animal ears for no sensible reason

I made Minecraft in Minecraft with redstone!

3D Minecraft in Minecraft with no command blocks, no datapacks and no mods.Features include an 8x8x8 fully 3D-rendered world with 16 different block types, 3...

We’ve been working on this for the past 7 months, and it’s finally complete

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMY5t3uh6/

I'm just trying to boost this :>