𝔱𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔱 𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔞𝔦𝔯

random melissa schemmenti headcanons!

a/n: if you disagree pls be respectful i just wanna ramble about my gf

warnings: none

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she has little firetruck toys at her desk

i can't decide whether her coffee is 1 cream, 1 sugar or just black

ADHD

she loves disney movies but will never admit it

Rainbow Kitten Surprise, Chappell Roan, David Bowie, System Of A Down, Queen, and Kate Bush enthusiast!

she hums to herself while doing her silly little tasks

organizes her clothes by occasion, then colour

sticky notes so she doesn't forget stuff

knows how to do black hairstyles (you can fight me on this)

she blasts music in the car

calls > texts

baths > showers

she snores and is a really deep sleeper

wakes up early but she's still grumpy in the mornings

she loves online shopping

bisexual

she knits while she watches tv to keep her focused

she can play the guitar

i started doing yoga with her during the weekends to help with her joint pain

doesn't go to church every week but she does go with barbara sometimes

she can and will make you a playlist

highlights and annotates her books to make it easier for herself

has a tendency to overspend

she loves drive in movies

"nobody's got time for that???"

fav colours are pink, black, and green

christmas enthusiast

jacob accidentally called her "mom" once and she was chill with it

speaking of jacob, she's healing his mommy issues

her stims include; shaking fists, hand flapping, foot tapping, rocking, and humming specific melodies

when she gets in a silly mood she doesn't stop yapping. she will infodump for 3 hours about firetrucks or a reality show or legos or really any of her interests

she loves her wooden spoons and her special bowls

Shape-shifter abilities

Shape-shifters are beings gifted with the remarkable power to change their form, allowing them to transform into animals, other people, or even mythical creatures. With an ability to adapt to different environments, they can alter their appearance, voice, and senses. Whether taking on the strength of a bear, the speed of a hawk, or the stealth of a cat, shape-shifters possess incredible versatility.

Abilities:

Shape-shifting - Users can create, shape, move, control, interact and manipulate bones, a rigid tissue that constitutes part of the vertebrate skeleton in animals, of oneself and others.

Full body transformation - The ability to completely transform into animals, humans, or mythical creatures, mimicking their forms and physical abilities.

Partial transformation - The power to shift specific body parts, like gaining claws, wings, or heightened senses without fully changing form.

Adaptable senses - Enhanced senses that adjust to the form they take, like keen eyesight as an eagle or a heightened sense of smell as a wolf.

Size alteration - The ability to increase or decrease size to mimic large animals or shrink down to evade detection.

Enhanced healing - Accelerated healing when shifting forms, often allowing them to quickly recover from wounds or illnesses.

Voice shifting - Changing vocal pitch and tone to imitate others' voices or animal sounds, useful for disguise or communication.

Scent alteration - Changing their scent to match their new form or erase it altogether, helpful for escaping predators or remaining undetected.

Night vision - Adapting to low-light vision when in certain forms, allowing them to see in the dark as nocturnal animals can.

Enchanted durbality, agility and strength

This feels short

Also i wanted to say something but i forgot

AHHHHH I found another Marvel shifter! For some reason I can just never find them??? Anyways, just wanted to say hi! ♥

OOOOOHHH

With a step back, it's true that i've never seen a lot of the Marvel shifters side of Tumblr

LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT XMEN SHIFTERS— I HAVE NO IDEA IF THEY EVEN EXIST

However I'm sure we can ask to this side of Tumblr to show up under this post ! C'mon ! Let's share our powers, bestfriends, s/o, background, timeline– Anything ! We all love our DR it's time to shine and share what we love !

You give me so much motivation to post more about my Marvel DRs by the way !!

Luke 2 - retold version

The Birth of Jesus

At that time, the Roman Emperor Caesar Augustus issued a decree that everyone in the empire must be registered in a census. This meant that each person had to travel to their ancestral hometown.

Joseph, a descendant of King David, lived in Nazareth in Galilee. He went to Bethlehem, David’s hometown, with Mary, who was engaged to him and expecting a child.

While they were there, the time came for Mary to give birth. She gave birth to her firstborn son, wrapped him in strips of cloth, and laid him in a manger because there was no room for them in the inn.

The Shepherds and the Angels

That night, some shepherds were staying out in the fields nearby, watching over their flocks. Suddenly, an angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone all around them. The shepherds were terrified, but the angel said, “Don’t be afraid! I bring you good news that will bring great joy to all people. Today, in Bethlehem, a Savior has been born. He is the Messiah, the Lord. You will find him wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger.”

Then, a vast host of angels appeared, praising God and saying, “Glory to God in the highest, and peace on earth to those with whom God is pleased.”

When the angels returned to heaven, the shepherds said, “Let’s go to Bethlehem and see this thing that has happened!” They hurried to the village and found Mary and Joseph, with the baby lying in the manger.

After seeing him, the shepherds told everyone what the angel had said about this child. All who heard their story were amazed. Mary treasured these things in her heart and thought about them often. The shepherds went back to their fields, praising God for everything they had seen and heard.

Jesus Presented at the Temple

Eight days later, the baby was circumcised and officially named Jesus, the name the angel had given him before he was conceived.

When the time came for Mary and Joseph to follow the purification laws, they brought Jesus to the temple in Jerusalem to dedicate him to the Lord, as the Law of Moses required. They offered a sacrifice of two doves or pigeons, which was the customary offering for those who couldn’t afford a lamb.

At the temple, there was a man named Simeon. He was righteous and devout, eagerly waiting for the Messiah to come and rescue Israel. The Holy Spirit had revealed to him that he wouldn’t die before seeing the Lord’s Messiah.

Moved by the Spirit, Simeon went to the temple. When Mary and Joseph brought Jesus to be dedicated, Simeon took the baby in his arms and praised God:

“Lord, now I can die in peace,

as You have promised.

I have seen Your salvation,

prepared for all people—

a light to reveal You to the nations,

and the glory of Your people Israel.”

Mary and Joseph were amazed at what Simeon said. Then Simeon blessed them and told Mary, “This child is destined to cause many in Israel to rise and fall. He will be a sign from God, but many will oppose him. And a sword will pierce your own soul, too.”

There was also a prophetess named Anna, an elderly widow who lived in the temple and worshiped God with fasting and prayer day and night. When she saw Jesus, she gave thanks to God and spoke about him to everyone waiting for the redemption of Jerusalem.

Jesus Returns to Nazareth

When Mary and Joseph had done everything required by God’s law, they returned to Nazareth in Galilee. Jesus grew up healthy and strong, filled with wisdom, and God’s favor was upon him.

The Boy Jesus in the Temple

Every year, Jesus’ parents traveled to Jerusalem for the Passover Festival. When Jesus was twelve years old, they went as usual. After the festival ended, they started their journey home, but Jesus stayed behind in Jerusalem without them realizing it.

Assuming he was with the group, they traveled for a day before they began looking for him among their relatives and friends. When they couldn’t find him, they returned to Jerusalem to search for him.

After three days, they found him in the temple, sitting among the teachers, listening to them, and asking questions. Everyone who heard him was amazed at his understanding and answers.

When Mary and Joseph saw him, they were astonished. Mary said, “Son, why have you done this to us? Your father and I have been frantic, searching for you everywhere!”

Jesus replied, “Why were you searching for me? Didn’t you know I must be in my Father’s house?” But they didn’t fully understand what he meant.

Jesus returned to Nazareth with them and was obedient to them. Mary treasured all these things in her heart.

Jesus grew in wisdom and stature, and in favor with God and people.

A list of some names for 13,022 Palestinian children who were killed by Israel in #Gaza in just 111 days.

If this is not genocide then what!!

Franz Kafka, 1912

i cant stop fucking shaking

fuck it

*creates a dr where i don't need a job and my body doesn't get sore or tired or cramped and i just go on trips to little towns with pretty hiking trails and i get to explore the world and meet so many people and try so many things and enjoy life*

bro imagine you lost your son and your wife because your immaculately conceived son is doomed to die young, you spend the next 300 years outrunning death out of fear of facing him, and then THIS bitch shows up with TWO immaculately conceived sons, a sentient gaming pc AND every ounce of power you've been grasping for at her fingertips

like i would be bitter too

Agathario tiktok editors i will never forget you