Give Me Whimsy Or Give Me Death

meeting the personification of an abstract yet omnipresent concept in your dreams is definitely one of the experiences ever

i hope that in some universe im feeding chickens and tapping trees in a village of <200 people

5 things you see 4 things you feel 3 things you hear 2 things you smell 1 thing you taste isnt enough i need to merge with the walls

do you smoke crack with that mouth

bottom surgery wait list so long im going to the gallows to get hung

i listen to jermacore and fuck robots while waiting for the recreational nyquil to kick in . Bill Gates envisioned this i sawe it in My dream

(white girl party gossip voice) omg do you smoke crack with that mouth

do you smoke crack with that mouth

the ringworm that's been piloting me like a mech since 2018: watch another yourube short

dropping effervescent tablets in with my fish food so the piscine sinners who eat their forbidden fruits float up to the surface and i can harvest them like ripe cranberries