WHAT THE FCK THIS POPCORN JUST BIT ME!

some south park art from the past few weeks :P

most iconic things shane madej has said in buzzfeed unsolved 

 “yeah, that rings a bell or two, that shakes a tambourine.” 

“let me spin you a yarn, that you shan’t soon forget. I’m being eaten alive by crabs right now.” 

“I’M STRAAAANGE, AND OFF-PUTTING !” 

“I’m disrespectful, but I’m talking to dust and cobwebs.” 

“HOW DARE YOU DISPOSE OF MY BODY” 

“Cops in the 70s were like, oh you just killed someone ? You got 20 bucks ?” 

Everything he said on Goatman’s Bridge. 

*imitating a man claiming to be D.B Cooper on his deathbed* “I have something to tell you…… I’m the phantom of the skyyyyyyy” 

*laying down on a pentagram* “ROCK N ROLL, BUCKAROO” 

“Look I’m not here as a doctor. I just wanna see some of this crazy shit.” 

“You better watch out or Yankee Jim will give you some taffy. Some folks say they hear him playing a jolly little kazoo tune in the middle of the night.” 

completelt forgot abt this LMAO

it was abt the episode cupid ye

My favorite thing about Buzzfeed Unsolved’s dynamic is that Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej both release completely opposite yet equally chaotic vibes. Ryan gets legitimately frightened at Shane’s complete nonchalance at the possibility of finding human remains in the woods; in the very next sentence, Ryan asserts that hair grows directly through a human skull, something that offends and baffles Shane to the point where he makes fun of him for the next thirty seconds. 

Quarantine in Spain. 3rd day

star juice

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™