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shawngela in every episode → 5.07

...I mean if I must

heye every one.

Spiderman and Batman were trying to date; and, Ahsoka Tano ran and force-jumped all over my living room, so...

Somehow peaceful games would always derail into murder mysteries or adventures with all the toys having very dramatic backstories! What kind of games did you play as a kid? 

Watch "BLACKPINK – BOOMBAYAH (I.V. - USA) [2017 KWF in Changwon/2017.10.18]" on YouTube

AOT Abridged: hilarious scene

Me: it's 3 am. ...So, let me just find episode 1-

((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))

i love showering it's literally like... im clean now! lol. and i no longer have mental illnesses

John Mulaney is a mood💜

Also, here's an I'm-sorry-that-your-job-sucks cookie🍪

Me: So now that’s schools out for the term I have to go back to working full time and because I have anxiety I’ll put up with anything. Like I’ll choose to work at some garbage white person food chain. You know I don’t want to name any actual restaurant chains so lets just make one up and so lets just call it Panera Bread.

Me: So I’ll go back to work at Panera Bread and I show up at the restaurant and say “Can I come back in to work safely again?”

Me: And they’re like “NO! CUSTOMERS ARE GONNA COME UP TO YOU AND YELL IN YOUR FACE! AND NOW THERES GONNA BE A STUPID LITTLE BELL RINGING ALL FUCKING DAY FROM THE CURBSIDE PICKUP!!! A N D YOU HAVE FOUR WEEKS OF CROSSTRAINING TO MAKE UP BECAUSE YOUR FRANCHISE CLOSED EXTRA LONG DURING QUARENTINE!!!”

Me: And I go “Okayyy Motherbread” and I go to start crosstraining. Then I finish crosstraining and I go: “Okay this is a lot of new stuff and I don’t fully understand the new safety measures”

Me: And they go: “yeah, we’re just gonna have you start working right away during rush hour with no help or anything. BECAUSE WE HATE YOU. AND WERE GONNA GIVE YOU THREE TIMES AS MUCH WORK AS NORMAL. Now take this curbside order and shut up!!! GO! FETCH!

Me: And I go: “Okayyyyy thank you Motherbread Sir” and I go out with the curbside order and get yelled at by a customer who threatens to call the fucking marines because we got her order wrong. (The order wasn’t wrong. The soup was UNDER THE BREAD BOWL YOU DUMB FUCKING SHIT)

Me: Then I come back inside and say: “Can I please have a little time to catch up on my work that’s building up?”

Me: And they go: “NOOOOOOOOO!”

Me: And I go: “Okayyyyyy! Thank you the superior grace emperess dictator Motherbread!”

Me: And they go: “You’re a dumb happy little employee aren’t you? You LOVE it here!!!”

Me: And I go: “noooo! Noooo!”

Me: And they go: “Say it!”

Me: And I go: “I’m a dumb happy little employee! And I LOVE it here!”

Me: And then I go over to finish learning the new helpful training protocols which is an oxymoron and I go: “Can I please learn how to properly sanitize equipment and take credit card orders over the phone?”

Me: And they go: “Nooooo! We’re gonna make you relearn every station you’ve ever been trained for! And then, we’re gonna frame you for murder! And you’re gonna go to jail for 30 YEARS!”

Me: And I go: “Why are you doing this to me?”

Me: And they go: “Because we’re Panera Bread and life is a fucking nightmare!”

Me: But then sometimes I work morning shifts and it’s better

**Help a LGBT Black & Brown couple with moving expenses**

Hello and Happy Pride!, Ive been trying to fundraise funds for SAFE housing for my partner and I for a while, for lots of reasons we havent been as open nor able to fundraise as much about our situation. Im a Black n Indigenous, disabled, two spirit lesbian, my partner is a Latina disabled trans lesbian and we have been struggling with getting safe housing, so much has happened to us in the past 6 months, not everything is something that we can get to share but hopefully this will give some people insight into our current situation. 

Right now we are sharing a toxic home of my long time abuser with limited power, running water, and no stove (it almost caught on fire twice this week). We have gotten more and more in debt (around $850) paying for necessities like my medication, food and for things trying to fix this crumbling house. I have no secure income for this summer other than a PT job for a few weeks, and my partner has been getting denied for jobs in this state. And whats been hurting the most is that I have been suffering with horrible trauma, in Dec I suffered severe anti black, ableist targeted abuse and forced interaction of police and Ive been dealing with the aftermath of that ever since. All donations to the GFM will be used for moving costs and all direct donations are going to help us with day to day expenses like food, meds and transport.We have had to raise our goal on gofundme to ensure we have enough to move securely. An Update with more details about what happened will be on our gofundme as well.

***GOFUNDME 10,800/20,000***

CA: $sleepyhen VN: sleephen

CA: $grumblybear VN: XochiRose 

Please consider sharing and helping us out this pride month!!! sharing and donating will be saving, improving and transforming our lives yall!! Finding housing free of abuse, anti blackness, and transmisogyny is a MUST!!! We just want nothing more than to live happy lives with each other. 

                             💜thank you for sharing💜