I Nearly Killed Her With The Wrong Alcohol

im her sister and can confirm, i was gnawing at my enclosure and almost killed someone

i was casually doodling random shit on printer paper and all of a sudden my sister is blowing my phone with ao3 being down and now im tempted to draw a skull with a bloody arrow going through it and labeling it "me fr" (i cant draw for shit)

@dead-deadashell can't socialize for shit, pass it on

she communicates solely through combat and would rather dropkick a dude than ask someone for a napkin

totally not referencing myself—

not gonna lie, the last three lines could be an excellent incorrect quote

actually the entire thing could be an incorrect quote

sw would have been so much shorter if one clone decided to murder palpatine in his office because. who are they gonna arrest. sadly the suspect looks like 1000+ other men and all of them forgot what they did last friday night

deranged post number four

@whatisgrass JUST TOOK MY GAY CARD

EVIL ARC PEAK: ENGAGE!

@lol-whyidumb if you don't simp for a fictional character for a week, i'll cook you whatever food is available in my skill tree

I'm only like level 4 so play nice

imagine just being so good at sucking dick that you get your teeth knocked out several times because you always got them really hard(and because you have a thing for dick piercings-)

so many ppl on tiktok will be like ‘look at my epic style glow up omg my style used to be so cringe’ and it just shows them wearing clothes that were in fashion in 2015 and then clothes that are in fashion now like baby that’s what happens when u don’t have ur own sense of style

ok I didn't see the G up top or the bullet points at first so I thought it was an article called "Gambling Gender Confusion Getting Run Over Graffiti"

deadass took me two minutes to realize what a fool I was

remember the four G’s

egg: uncooked

steak: rare

milk: 1%

alcohol: straight up liquor

warm drink: black coffee

the day you say sorry to the air is the day i die

i should say sorry to the air, i take too much of it-

@whatisgrass is looking for a fiction series on AO3, wish her luck