One Of My Favorite Tweets

damn maybe whoever sent that in (not me bc it’s anonymous) is busy today but wants to go with you thursday so maybe idk like maybe you could book it 👀

when can we go get our nails done my love

i literally asked you to go TODAY and you said no what is this narrative you’re pitching

oh okay so when a sword swallower eats something sharp and dangerous it’s “cool” and “a hit at parties” but when i, phoenix wright

oh my god they were partners

sex is dumb. go in the maze

true siblings bond over bullying Phoenix Wright for making a girl cry on accident. #feminism

um … compilation

i never said i’d lie in wait forever

if i died we’d be together

i can’t always just forget her

(but she could try)

Out of context spoilers

god i think of him so often. he would solve all my problems