Sulemio Fairy Au 🦋✨

backstreet boys ordering a sandwich: I'LL HAVE IT RYE

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SINGLE TUMBLR USER'S OC BUT ITS AN ACTUAL GAME AND I WAS JUST SEEING MULTIPLE PEOPLE'S FANARTS????????

Home protection ideas for ladies. Stay safe, queens!

patricia lockwood has officially completed 6 years of her full 1000 year sentence

Truely, a person from today

Literally such a funny concept

At least there is no cheese from a fancy rat left to stink for 50 years under a boat, I think that would have been a bridge too far

Epithet Erased Lore is so bizarre to me-

1 in every 5 people has a word connected to their soul that gives them the powers of that word. There are 6 different countries- one is a country of different mafia families. Another is isolated from the rest of the world and pins children against each other in a fighting arena to grow up traumatized and broken until the weak die and the strong survive. One country’s capital has goddamn zombies. Theres a years long prophecy detailing that a specific heir from this family lineage will defeat this powerful sorceress. Ghosts exist. One of the countries is called Australia. You can milk pinecones

Sorry if you’ve already been asked this, or if it is an uncomfortable question and you don’t want to answer, but if it exists in ISAT would the chocolate-filled laminated dough pastry be called pain au chocolat, chocolatine, or something else? Also, would Siffrin eat one or is it too similar to a croissant?

oh my god. Oh my god??? I can't belive you would ask me this. On my daughter's wife's dog's birthday. You're asking me this. As if there could be multiple answers. It's pain au chocolat. And nothing else!!!! Siffrin eats those just fine

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"