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Felines and canines are probably some of the oldest mammalian Pokémon because of of revers’ closer relation to mew.

Pokemon except it’s like real animal taxonomy so there’s like 550 different species of Cutiefly that can only be separated by DNA tests

bnuuy!

My little bumpkin! 🐇🎃

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tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

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tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

Fun fact: anytime you hear a story that boils down to “and then some ABSOLUTE FOOL sued this totally innocent megacorporation for assloads of money AND WON! Can you believe it? Ridiculous. Some people, right?” 99 times out of 100, the corporation super fucked up, the plaintiff 100% deserved that money,.and you’ve just been fed corporate propaganda.

“Alexa!” I call,”set mirror font color to blood red,”

The voice responds, “your font color is now blood red.

Oh, I love my Amazon smart mirror I thought to myself.

A demon writes messages on your mirror in blood, but they’re useful messages, things like “Don’t forget you have yoga at 2” or “You’re out of milk”.

Is Mandick the tittiesmithy a bard/artificer multiclass?

Well just give them your business card

i'm actually pretty glad that the supernatural isn't more commonplace and normalized in our society because can you imagine walking through the wrong door at work and getting stuck in a labyrinth in another dimension for 50 years only to come back and find out it doesn't count as overtime

dont kill urself until u try adderall and/or transitioning 👍