A Message From Squirrel

The best part is that the sentinels gave warning saying,”we don’t care about your funny words, or your magic man.”

I think christian missionaries need to get eaten by jaguars again

I made my first print on my 3D printer. On an unrelated note, I broke my first print.

if any of you could tell me why task manager thinks i have 13 firefoxes open at once that would be great

The band, the music, the dance.

puts on sound 📣🎶🎵

Scout: I always keep a bat by my bed.

Spy: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Sniper: I sleep with a knife.

Medic: Ho ho ho, the three of you are pathetic.

Scout: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Medic: Heavy.

i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick

Beware!

Hey kids, wanna learn what signs of botulism look like?