Owl With A Long Neck Like A Swan. 

if any of you could tell me why task manager thinks i have 13 firefoxes open at once that would be great

Friendly reminder

too tired to be part of the solution but don't want to be part of the problem? compromise by becoming part of a new, much funnier problem

I love dnd. Multiclass to be a bard/wizard and become a necrodancer. Be a teifling rouge and be a theifling.

Trick the republicans into hating neonazis because the first ones were socialists.

Unmute !

Show us the jollies

New Rules since I'm going to space out egg drops a little more:

10 reblogs will hatch one egg, add #hatch! When you hit a milestone

15 likes will hatch one egg, so watch the numbers!

[For this batch, do not spam reblogs as this drop will be the only egg drop until the week after next, and I'd like to broaden the chances for other blogs to get hatches organically]

I was reading a book (about interjections, oddly enough) yesterday which included the phrase “In these days of political correctness…” talking about no longer making jokes that denigrated people for their culture or for the colour of their skin. And I thought, “That’s not actually anything to do with ‘political correctness’. That’s just treating other people with respect.”

Which made me oddly happy. I started imagining a world in which we replaced the phrase “politically correct” wherever we could with “treating other people with respect”, and it made me smile. 

You should try it. It’s peculiarly enlightening.

I know what you’re thinking now. You’re thinking “Oh my god, that’s treating other people with respect gone mad!”

Happy Valentine’s Day.

Reblogging for sexual purposes.

you're telling me this reactor is breedable?