Bruce: He’ll Be Ready Eventually. You Can Take The Boy Out Of The Circus But Can’t Take The Circus

A bad night to be a magical girl

Wade: Oh god,I’m in too deep.

Peter: What?

Wade: N-Nothing! Let’s go,uh, slingshot stuff at squirrels, yeah! Or um, whatever it is normal children do! I was totally listening!

becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

Omg Clown changed their icon and I am in FEAR

I love the idea of a transformer being in relationship with a human, and just being so incredibly jealous of their car. Like they understand that they can't transport their human all the time and they need their independence. They just hate it. The idea of their human being in another vehicle feels tantamount to cheating.

Whenever they see their human's car, they are constantly side eyeing it. Comparing themselves to it. Thinking about how they're better in every way compared to this metal scrap heap. They are faster, stronger, better looking. Superior in every way.

Watching their human drive the car, thinking about how that should be them. They should be the one whose cab their human is sitting in. They should be the one whose steering wheel their human grips. Not the car.

This growing to the point where they consider straight up destroying the car. Smashing it into pieces and throwing it into a nearby river. Then when their human is in need of a car, they'll come to the rescue.

At some point they start ranting at the car about how much better they are.

Transformer: I'm better than you in every way. If you got destroyed, they will just replace you. Me? I'm never getting replaced. I'm irreplaceable. They love me.

Car: *is a normal car*

ICE raids happening in Chicago on Tuesday January 21st. Get organized and get prepared.

I always see the dog choking info on here, so here’s what to do if a kitty is choking

Save your kitties, we all know they eat everything anyway. 

http://www.wikihow.com/Save-a-Choking-Cat

http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-CPR-on-a-Cat

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Alvin & The Chipminks Meet The Wolfman (2000) 🐺

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