Just An Extremely Normal Thing To Say

Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.

"I never thought he'd take us back to 1929," sobs woman who thought she was only voting for someone who'd take us back to 1950

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.