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# self yeeting in style

♫ row, row, row your boat… ♫

I’m a simple woman, I hear the Pirates of the Caribbean music, I become gripped with the urge to don pirate garb and fight cursed skeletons upon the open sea

So, when I was doing my thesis on whether or not fanfiction should be considered a legitimate genre of literature, my advising professor asked me for examples.  I gave him the generic ones, of course - “Pride & Prejudice and Zombies” is a horror fanfic of “Pride & Prejudice”, “50 Shades of Grey” is an erotica fic of “Twilight" - and that seemed to make him understand what fanfiction is, but not how it’s useful.  So I thought about it, and, after about a minute, I said, “Paradise Lost is basically a fanfiction of the Book of Genesis.  And The Divine Comedy is an epic self-insertion fic for Catholic doctrine.  So, basically, you were teaching us fanfiction last semester.”  I had never before seen a grown man’s eyes widen with such fear, incomprehension, disgust, awe, and understanding.

pls tell me im not the only one

The soldier & the mechanic by @park_cass

arthur: when you’ve been running a kingdom as long as i have, you develop a thick skin

merlin, passing by: navy blue isn’t your colour

arthur, running after him: navy blue brings out my eyes, you prick!

Steve: If anything goes wrong I just want you to know…

Tony: If you’re going to say that you’ve always secretly been gay for me, everybody just kind of assumed it.

“Doctor I am no longer fit for duty. I hereby relinquish my command based on the fact that I have been. . Emotionally compromised. Please note the time and date in the ship’s log.”