Why Do Cats Always Look Like This When They Stretch

babe wake up eatingcrayonsinthecorner made a Gregory Pole-Dancer au

HAHAHAHAHHA YOU’RE WELCOME @leagallyfine

ok so it’s basically all the same but like on the side Greg was a yknow-

there’s also no dl6 bc he was at his uhm other job on that day

Then like when miles is 15 someone exposes that Greg does that other profession and he gets canceled and his badge taken away for some reason

then miles is rlly embarrassed and feenie and lime disease butz comfort him and it’s funny

then after they comfort him miles gets a call that his dad was murdered and he’s getting put into foster care and then he ends up being adopted by manfred

then like idk stuff happens if you made a gif out of this (which I don’t think you want to) just credit me and finish the rest bc ily

GUYS DONT BULLY GREG HE WAS A SINGLE DAD TRYING TO TAKE CARE OF HIS SON😔😔😔

Happy Mother’s Day to all the unnamed moms in ace attorney who disappeared so we could headcanon their husbands as trans

Caught against the broken fence, a strand of ash and hair.

I feel like some of you guys think "bad art" is like someone gluing rhinestones to a water melon, or a guy who made his own armchair out of Ohio license plates, or a trashy romance novel where someone says "the blue-eyed one kissed the brown-eyed one," when in reality bad art is a 1000000 Billion Dollar movie where none of the workers got paid and every single creative decision was market tested to see how lucrative of a profit it could foreseeably make to wow shareholders.

how it feels to properly interpret a social cue

(especially bc I'm not good at communication lol)

why do baby seals look like they're on the verge of tears constantly. they legit have NO reason to be that upset.

guys I need help

as a regular man may do, I wanted to tell one of my friends I missed them as CASUALLY as I could. I have came across the issue that saying "I can't wait to be with you again" and "I need to see you" sound *insanely* zesty... my purpose is not to be zesty... I just miss my bestie :c

...any ideas on how I can express my yearning in a responsible and casual manner...? ^^

yk that feeling when you wanna change ur pfp SOOOOO BADLY but likeee... you're so attached to the one you already have...

neeeeeed to doodle some gregbadd stuff so fucking bad someone come poke me in the ribs by like 7 pm est so i go do that