In The Suburbs I Learned To Drive, And You Told Me We’d Never Survive.

Y’know, funnily enough I thought like this for a while. I knew gay people existed but until I was like 14 I thought being gay was for guys only. I’m not sure if it was lack of exposure (I didn’t use the internet until High School) or my development being slower cus of autism, but I just didn’t realize lesbians existed. Learning about sapphics really did change the trajectory of my life, huh (I say as I devote 95% of my free time to fictional lesbians).

Anyways love this classic Sashannarcy comic. Absolute banger. <3

silly billys

The creators of Invincible will never know what “I miss William” has done to me.

“You’re not mark…”

Amity seems rather concerned about Luz’s lack of concern.

a little bit of Escaping Expulsion's events in the AU :) did my best to emulate beta amity's fivehead. not too proud but pbbfftt

(TW: BLOOD) slightly more graphic alts beneath the thingy \/ \/ \/

I'm not positive I understand what you mean, but can we just pretend we'll make it home again from everything now.

Everything Now by Arcade Fire is a Gendervoid Lesbian!

requested by @stormywinter42

My headcanons for my favorite Mass Effect ships:

Femshep x Garrus x Tali :

Femshep x Ashley :

Sorry, the ships in my headcanons have very distinct vibes, with Femshep, Garrus, and Tali ending the trilogy with their cute happy ending poly relationship. Destroy ending happens but Geth and Edi survive anyways though because fuck the canon endings. The three then get cute coffee dates on the Citadel (although Garrus and Tali need to Dextro coffee). Just the best vibes with Femshep finally getting to retire, Tali becoming the Quarian ambassador, and Garrus doing something or other. Their adopted son Grunt even comes over to hang out when he's not off committing unrestrained violence.

Meanwhile Femshep accidentally kills her own girlfriend because of plot in the timeline nextdoor. Sorry to my fellow femshep x ashley girlies but I can't see their relationship outside the context of doomed yuri with femshep going from paragon to renegade during the trilogy. Citadel Part II is a shitshow with Ashley getting shot because Udina is an asshole. Femshep limps through the rest of the trilogy not planning to survive the war with the Reapers and dies by the end of the trilogy to allow this version of events to be truly depressing.

Inside every Mass Effect shipper there are two wolves.

Grunt sitting in the backseat as his parents are fighting

Garrus: I was betrayed, I don’t care what Sidonis’s reasons were, he screwed us and he deserves to die. Who will bring him to justice if I don’t? No one else knows what he’s done, no one else cares. Why should he get to live when ten good men lie in unmarked graves?

Shepard: This isn’t about justice. This isn’t who you are, don’t let this quest for revenge change you. You’re better than this, it’s not too late.

The second squadmate in the backseat:

I LOVE THIS ONE AHHHHHH. It is an immediate improvement to my day wherever I find this reuploaded wherever on the interwebs.

That one edit of sasha yelling "DO YOU WANNA MAKE OUT?" lives in my head rent free. But I haven't seen it in at least 3 years

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

Oh my frog this is so good. Like unbelievably awesome. Like just incredible. Seriously be proud of this, this is amazing.

I LOVE AMPHIBIA

I too am in this episode.

Columbo be like: Can I ask a question?

Everyone: No, fuck off Colombo. I request a lawyer