Some Random Kid Dared Me To Eat Hand Sanitizer So I Did. He Then Had The Audacity To Act Surprised. Honestly

Some random kid dared me to eat hand sanitizer so I did. He then had the audacity to act surprised. Honestly he should have known better.

and for those who are wondering the hand sanitizer tasted like cucumbers and the color purple.

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7 months ago

God I love kayne

im SO LATE but i forgot to post it sooo here

Im SO LATE But I Forgot To Post It Sooo Here

i hate kayne.

9 months ago

just watched S4E1 of spn and…

PFFTT- bro died and god really said no


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11 months ago

Trying to find this one specific Supernatural fanfiction and I remember hearing about it in this one TikTok but I can’t seem to find it anymore. I vaguely remember what happened in the video but I know it was a series and was like published in 2016 or was last updated in 2016. Please help I need to find it I’ve spent trike the last three weeks trying to find it but I can’t.


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8 months ago

Bro got wolverined

I'm not allowing anyone to forget that this panel exists

I'm Not Allowing Anyone To Forget That This Panel Exists

The pain in his whole body , the horror and fear in his eyes , his shaky weak breath and the fact that he's literally looking at his organs coming out from his torn stomach ,,

Truly disturbing

3 weeks ago

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1 year ago
traffic-duck - Hehe

THIS DEAD GUY HAS A SICK TATOO, SO IM BREAKING INTO A GOVERNMENT FACILITY AND STEALING HIM

1 year ago

did anyone else start going absolutely feral when in the first episode of Percy Jackson the D’Angelo sandwich shop was mentioned and there little Nico kinnie brain immediately went “oh my gosh is this a reference?!!” no? Just me? Ok.


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8 months ago

Was playing around on Character.ai and came up with this.

Was Playing Around On Character.ai And Came Up With This.

This is Aiden’s guardian angel. His name is Steve. He likes to drink Aiden’s coffee when he isn’t looking.


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2 months ago

yes! Yap! Inbox is always open

Am I the only one just now finding out that Yorick is the same name as the skull in Hamlet?!! WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS!!????

10 months ago

Reasons why we need a malevolent musical episode:

Why the fuck not

Music is a repeating theme in malevolent

It’s a good way to celebrate the fourth anniversary of malevolent

Divorce songs are usually bangers

It would be iconic

We deserve it

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