IM DYING

Don’t I already do this?? /hj

lately instead of saying "man im really hungry" ive started saying shit like "i could cannibalize a whole corpse right about now" which has proved a tad problematic when i say it too loudly around people im not friends with

Reblog if you would be comfortable living in a dormitory with an openly transgender or intersex individual. We’re working on a campaign for gender neutral housing and we could use your support.

He’s just eepy

This is Curtis. Isn’t he the most beautiful ballerina you’ve seen??

Kieth is a rock kid. He has a whole rock collection organized alphabetically. Like you could hold up a random rock and without even looking at it he could tell you the name of the rock and the qualities of said rock. So with that being said I present to you this: imagine Keith and lance laying on Kieth’s bed and lance holds up a rock and Kieth starts listing off facts about the rock and lance gives him the biggest heart eyes you can imagine because he is so in love with this boy and absolutely loves to listen to Kieth blabber on about rocks. And Kieth knows this so whenever lance holds up a rock even if it’s one he’s told him about a million times before he continues to tell lance about this rock because he knows he likes the sound of his voice.

logan has such a thumbs-down-able face. all I can do is 👎 and walk away

I will die on a hole thank you very much 😤

people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently

That’s so me core

Lenore: I have a problem.

Annabel: Kill it.

Lenore: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

did anyone else start going absolutely feral when in the first episode of Percy Jackson the D’Angelo sandwich shop was mentioned and there little Nico kinnie brain immediately went “oh my gosh is this a reference?!!” no? Just me? Ok.

@ducky-the-mucky

I thought it would be an hour of listening to screaming and looking at pictures of draculas, but it was so much for frightening than fathomed