Aren’t We All

@ducky-the-mucky

Die Logan die! I baked you a pie! Oh, boy! What flavor? POISON! Die Logan die!

that’s… something!

My sister is reading Percy Jackson for the first time and it’s great because I get to see her as she cries over Nico going from a sunshine character to a depressed and angry kid who doesn’t begin to truly get better until two series later.

I get to watch as she cries when Nico is told he can’t summon Bianca any more, as she reads about her telling Nico he’s actually angry with her- Percy was never at fault.

I get to watch her faun over Percy’s feeling for Annabeth, gush about Annabeth kissing him, then cry over Rachel entering the playing field.

I get to watch as she squeals over Annabeth and Tyson making Percy a birthday cake, and Annabeth being Percy’s tether when he gains the curse of Achilles. How she takes a stab for him, blindly, how he raises a charge against Kronos’s army simply because of that.

I get to watch her when she reads about Percy denying immortality for Annabeth- and when Annabeth does the same for him.

I may not be able to read the series again for the first time, but I can watch someone else do it.

Currently re-listening to Malevolent when I got in idea. I should count every time Jon says Arthur’s name. So without further ado:

(edit: will continue to edit as i count)

episode one: 43

episode two: 51

fuck all of you, reblog to give Arthur Lester every single 13th century disease

This is Curtis. Isn’t he the most beautiful ballerina you’ve seen??

Don’t I already do this?? /hj

lately instead of saying "man im really hungry" ive started saying shit like "i could cannibalize a whole corpse right about now" which has proved a tad problematic when i say it too loudly around people im not friends with

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I will die on a hole thank you very much 😤

people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently

He’s just eepy

@ducky-the-mucky

I thought it would be an hour of listening to screaming and looking at pictures of draculas, but it was so much for frightening than fathomed