Boosoonseok, T-posing In The Doorway: Good Morning Parental Figure

Jun: yeet but classy

The8: 𝔂𝓮𝓮𝓽

Jeonghan: is it too late to sacrifice them to the gods

Real VIXX Things

Ravi’s fear of insects dates back to an incident in his childhood where he was mugged by a butterfly

Dylan: they call me coffee because i grind so fine.

Danny: oh my god.

Jordan: they call me coffee because i keep you up past 2am.

Danny: stop it.

Jorel: they call me coffee-

Danny: dear lord, no.

Jorel: because i’m dark and bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of who i am.

Danny : oh.

Wonwoo: this whole thing's gonna be a goddamn fiasco

Woozi: and I'm gonna enjoy every minute of it

Dylan: it's okay, Johnny. when life gives you lemons, you just gotta make lemonade

Johnny: that's a shitty advice

Johnny: why not just squeeze the lemon into the eyes of who's upsetting me?

Dylan: who is upsetting you that much??

Johnny: you, Dylan, with this terrible advice

Jordan: why are you naked?

Danny: I don’t have any clothes

Jordan: sure you do

Jordan, opening and looking through Danny’s closet: You have shirts, jeans, sweaters, hi Jorel, tank tops…

Boyfriend: (puts on Bang Bang) (turns off before chorus)

Me: YOU CAN’T TURN IT OFF BEFORE THE CHORUS

Boyfriend: (sings) this song could end inside a moment…

Me: (tries not to laugh but that’s pretty good. Angrily posts to Tumblr).

Me: Well you did ask for my favorite song.

BF: Yes, I did and it is?

Me: Oh just the average girl pop song *Blasts Cashed out and Cypher part 3 at the same time*

Datty on 14th February:

Dylan: Matty, do you know what day today is?

Matt: *totally nonchalant* Yeah, Wednesday

Dylan : No… don’t you feel it?

Matt: Feel what?

Dylan: Even the air is different today

Matt: Dylan, its as “airy” as it was yesterday…

Dylan: No Matty, the love is in the air today…

Matt: …

Matt: *sniffs wildly* nope… definitely the same old oxygen keeping us alive…

Johnny : *standing outside Jorel’s room*

Johnny: J LETS GO! WE’RE GONNA BE LATE! COME OUT!

Jorel : I’M GAY

Johnny : NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I STILL SUPPORT YOU!