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senator armstrong and his special attack "foreign infrastructure damage" are insufferable. the best fight of his life? the feeling is unreciprocated.

i had no heals at the start of the samuel fight and thought to get some from crates but then thought "he doesn't heal mid fight, why should i?" it took effort and some time to defeat him but i did it and it was enjoyable even when i needed to learn to parry for good right during the battle (in fact that made it more fun). i didn't search for heal packs before the next boss fight bc i thought the way my fight with samuel went is the good way to play. it is but armstrong's fighting style doesn't follow that way, lol. yeah sure dude heal gajillion times and cover all the ground in fire cracks and then stand behind it or push me into one and i will get up right in the middle of another crack and repeat the process until im dead with no chance to dodge once the first damage was taken (really happened). throw stuff at me why wouldn't you. i hope he stabs his toe or smth. i used to see him on videos and look forward to fighting him if i ever play mgrr; now no amount of lore is capable of making me to stop disliking him. i have genuinely gamer raged while fighting him lol. i would give up and leave the game if i wouldn't want to play dlcs tbh lol.

that being said, the game is nice and fun and all the butthurt is my fault for having a skill issue. but i am upset anyway lol.

i love my friends

this has close to nothing with the drawings in this post but i honest to god think i found imposter dans actual name. anyway

>guy named naked snake

>look at him

>clothes

took sleeping pills yesterday and had funny dreams, among them - having to draw miller on a chalkboard, struggling to draw his glasses for some time but only being able to draw o-o, and then abandoning the effort, lol. didn't even attempt to draw his face or figure

hell yeah, bro gets the struggle

i remember playing mgs right after the "awkward phase" (which was a mullet in my case) of growing out hair and thinking "damn, almost everybody in mgs has a mullet, i could rock an epic hairstyle like that this entire time?" and then it turned out that actually no i couldn't, gottem lmao

either that or huge haircut choice and hair styling skill issue on my side (entirely possible)

literally me when my overgrown short hair is long enough to put in a ponytail:

when you can’t evEN SAY‼️mY NAme❗️

seen a post about "yule boasting" - a tradition of publicly making "new year's resolutions" of unrealistic nature that will not be accomplished. fast google search did provide some mentions of a boasting tradition as a part of yule celebration but not enough details for me to consider the post accurate. however, i like the idea and if the yule boasting tradition didn't exist in that particular form before, now it does bc i am going to partake - feel free to join!

so, the deeds i will accomplish in 2025:

- draw the boss from metal gear smiling with joy and tenderness, a picture so good that the indomitable will itself will descend onto me and possess me, and a glimmer of it will be visible to anyone who lay eyes on the drawing

- sing 100 songs, quiet and loud, in privacy and in company of other people, friends and strangers

- please 100 ladies in sexual way, or please a lesser amount of ladies 100 times in total

- slay a number of foes in real life and thus prove myself worthy and earn the right to marry the old fashioned way

- feast on 100 meals (vegan)

- observe 100 wild beasts, big and small

- lift 100 stones (mostly small)

- read 10 good books (not 100, not that unrealistic lol)

- love 100 people: strangers, project partners, friends, romantic partners, family and foes

- find a decent and bearable reason to live that doesn't make me frustrated lol

feel free to post your own yule boasting, while arguably useless it is fun and sincere!

workout routine that slowly turns you into big boss (might or might not cause eye damage)

testosterone that slowly turns you into solid snake

idk who would even want to disable tumblr ads, they add to the experience imo. i have a collection of screenshots. i especially like when it's in a language i don't understand or something very irrelevant (like "get a new comprehension on usa-china relationship now" or "learn how the habits of drivers from some usa state impact your daily life"), or it's unclear if it's a hardcore bdsm thing or a christian resource. or just so seemingly random thing that i can't even guess what exactly is the product

my tumblr ads are alternating between reminding me i’m a dyke and telling me to fear the space scorpion

save me "pointy breasts" duckduckgo query woman, "pointy breasts" duckduckgo query woman save me