Catwoman, You Serve Astronomically.

me at thee am:r u awake

my friend who never sleeps: yes as a matter of fact im so awake, that i just chugged a 22 ounce red bull and am now wondering what this tea is sis

Sometimes, I think that no one actually has a personality, and they r all just pretending. Then I remember I'm autistic. And also a theater performance major. I doubt these three things are connected.

Mentally I am tired

But physically, I must walk, walk in a circle my body says

Scrolling down a tag and seeing a post you made months ago is a jump scare

BE WARNED MUTUALS. A NEW AUTISM HAS BEEN UNLOCKED

Gaining consciousness was the worst thing I ever did

keep the trans in transformers

next transformers continuity i want the autobots to accidentally out themselves to earth when they realize the probe they just shook the dust off of has cameras and one day NASA wakes up to find that opportunity rover's back online and the first thing it recorded was a giant robot saying "well, fuck"

Just chillin with my whole pizza

Did not show up to school today(I have school activities the let me leave for the day with a teacher of course) me returning for another school activity my frends responses:

Holy cow your not dead!

Where where you?

Can I have a slice?

Why do you have a whole pizza?(this friend did not get a slice, because they questioned the pizza)

And now I sit in the commons with my box of pizza