An Actual Conversation I Had With My Friends

Me when I loose an argument to my mom (I was right)

Hot take: Taylor Swift's old music us just emo County music

Astigmatism squad agrees

next transformers continuity i want the autobots to accidentally out themselves to earth when they realize the probe they just shook the dust off of has cameras and one day NASA wakes up to find that opportunity rover's back online and the first thing it recorded was a giant robot saying "well, fuck"

My freind doing a Jennifer collage impression: AH

Me trying to sleep: the demons its the fucking demons

My freind: Jennifer collage is your sleep paralysis demon

Victorian boi and mushroom princess

Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing

Being on your phone at work:

I am spider man

I work at Gamestop- no where is safe

Hey yall I ain't dead,

This fact is shocking i know.

I should probably put a trigger warning