REJECT RENDERING RETURN TO ANIMATION RAAAAAAGH

Look I'm not saying there's gonna be a fight where Blitz says he understands and Stolas says "you don't! I've lost everything!" And blitz just looks at him and Stolas feels his heart sink and that's how Stolas finds out about the Fire, but

Oh fuck I just realized that Stolas losing everything is an echo of Blitzø losing everything, after the fire.

Except Stolas has Blitzø. Who knows what it's like to lose it all. Who's tending to him exactly as he he wished someone could have taken care of him afterwards.

Listen, Blitzø's amount of resilience is incredible. Maybe Stolas's would be too, if he were really forced to be all on his own with nothing. But obviously, Blitzø is going to do his damndest to never let them find out.

Gaahhh they're so perfect for each other.

Just want to get this off my chest now, considering the tension between Octavia and Stolas is very likely to reach a boiling point within the next two episodes.

Please do not demonize (pun not intended) Octavia if she ends up snapping at Stolas and ends up potentially cutting him out of her life temporarily or whatever happens. I am begging you all.

She is a 17 year old who has grown up in a very unstable home, who has been abused by her mother, (Yes, Stella abusing Stolas counts as child abuse, even more so considering in s1 e2, Stella just openly abuses Stolas in front of Octavia, not even trying to hide it anymore.)

who is going through a very messy divorce she practically knows nothing about, (such as the fact Stella and Stolas were arranged, for example.), which has suddenly and massively just upturned her life, and I wouldn't be surprised if she's being manipulated by Andrealphus and Stella, considering they have a very strong motive to do so. Plus, she doesn't know anywhere near the full extent of how abusive Stella is and has been.

So please, when the tension between Octavia and Stolas reaches it's boiling point, do not demonize the 17 year old who doesn't know all that much about the situation she's in. I promise you all, she will come around eventually and realize that Stolas does love her, that Stella is the abuser and that Stolas is in her corner, even if Stolas isn't perfect about it, as she grows and matures more.

That scene in apology tour hits so much harder when you listen to the background music and you realize that the lyrics are saying "Don't touch that pretty thing" as he reaches out and pulls away.

We know he thinks Stolas deserves better than him, but damn if it doesn't hurt that he thinks his hands (himself) are too scarred to touch that pretty thing.

Busy thinking of this image again and I've just noticed how Blitz's hand is barely not touching Stolas' hand here, plus Blitz's hand is balled up into a fist, like he's purposefully stopping himself from holding Stolas' hand here despite how much Blitz clearly wants to hold his hand.

Now that I've noticed this little detail, it makes these two memories shown in s2 e10 hurt just that bit more tbh

editor's note - chapter 4/5

[slaps chapter] this baby can fit so much gay panic in it

“It’s not so bad, when you’re not drenched in it,” Crowley thought aloud. Aziraphale gave him a doubtful look over the top of his glass, so he doubled down. “Kind of romantic, really. Like a Richard Curtis film.” Aziraphale followed his gaze to a window streaked with endless drizzle. He watched for a moment, took a delicate sip of Tempranillo, then hummed a complacent sigh. “I suppose so.”

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Brandon rocking it

crowley calling aziraphale "angel". you agree. reblog.

stolas look oUT— oh my god he cant hear me. he doesnt even know whats coming for him

Well, hell is meant to be a circus

The fact that as soon as Stolas gave himself up, they just let IMP go and didn't take away their business or their crystal or anything.

This is a freaking weird court lol