It’s Just A Dream, Crowley

IMPORTANT!!!

that is all

Well, hell is meant to be a circus

The fact that as soon as Stolas gave himself up, they just let IMP go and didn't take away their business or their crystal or anything.

This is a freaking weird court lol

"i can't believe aziraphale had goth david tennant and FUMBLED him" "aziraphale should give me that gay alt demon he doesn't know what to do with all that" you idiots crowley doesn't WANT your reasonable ass. he specifically derives his enrichment from surgically and methodically dissecting the object of his affection in order to figure out how to safely wedge himself in the infinitesimal crevice between its saviour complex on one side and debilitating insecurity on the other side and strategizing how to subtly do that over the course of 6000 years as gingerly as possible or else it will get startled and panic like a horse when it hears a loud sound and start bucking and kicking and trampling over everything they've built and possibly injure itself in the process. crowley is a demon of very specific taste and he wants this or NOTHING and y'all talk big but can't even begin to satisfy this tall order. sit down.

Y'all understood the assignment 😭😭😭

does anyone else think about how in Oops, stolas never finds out that Blitzø was kidnapped with Fizz? I know obviously Crimson had no reason to show Blitzø in the ransom video, but I cannot stop imagining how this scene would have gone if Stolas had seen Blitzø tied up and gagged too

You know what? I’m done grieving. I want Stolas to have a gun.

I.M.P. in human disguises 🥰 (yes, Blitzø's tattoo is covered by his hair). Reference credit to albanenechi <3

This is exactly how watching Mastermind felt btw

Helluva Boss - Like a Prayer

Oh this is so good omg

I Will Not Apologize

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This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.

Rate My Professor

Dr. Buckzo:

Ty S.

Dude is built like a fuckin munchkin from the wizard of Oz and swears like a sailor on meth but ig i did learn something. 7.5/10

Alaria P.On the first day he told us he used to be in the circus and that he’s killed five people.  Didnt know whether to laugh or report him to the authorities.  Hes the kind of guy who would have mafia ties tho so i just smiled and nodded. 4/10

Dennis

Hottest prof at Wrath U, didnt learn shit about history but learned a lot about the human body if u know what i mean 9/10

Hanna T

I wanted to give him a 0/10 because he’s a complete piece of shit but damn, this guy knows a lot about world war 2 and he gave me an A on my paper about how annoying Christian Savior narratives are in media depictions of that time so he’s good by me 5/10

Alex G I looked him up and he isnt even a doctor???? And when i literally asked him straight up about it in class he was like “what are you, a cop?” and honestly thats fair.  This guy sucks tho.  Dont take his class. 3/10 ~ hey so I have zero excuse for starting another fucking fic but I did it anyway, have a Stolitz University Professor AU. I don't know why. But have it.