The Piss Pig's Pledge

The Piss Pig's Pledge

I WILL ALWAYS KNEEL before a Man who has to piss. Kneeling is a sign of respect for the gift I’m about to be given, and I must always show respect.

I WILL ALWAYS OPEN MY MOUTH when I am receiving a Man’s piss. Every toilet has a hole, and I am no exception. To close my mouth is deeply offensive.

I WILL ACCEPT AND EMBRACE MY ROLE AS A TOILET, understanding and acknowledging that I am no better and no different than my porcelain brethren. I am a receptacle, just like they are.

I WILL NOT SUCK a Man’s cock when He is pissing, even if He is hard. Attempting to suck Him will distract Him and make it difficult for Him to urinate, and toilets should facilitate urination rather than interfere with it. Also, attempting to suck Him is extremely selfish, as it suggests I would rather be nourished with cum than with piss, which is both discourteous and impudent.

I WILL ALWAYS DRINK the piss a Man gives me. It doesn’t matter if it’s served straight from the tap or in a glass. It doesn’t matter if it’s clear, fresh-tasting water piss; bitter-tasting beer piss; or strong, acrid-tasting morning piss. I will drink it with gratitude and enthusiasm, knowing that it will nourish and refresh me.

I WILL NOT SPILL a single drop of the piss a Man gives me. To spill is both wasteful and disrespectful. If by chance I do spill, I understand that I will be punished for doing so.

I WILL NOT TOUCH MYSELF while drinking a Man’s piss. Instead, I will keep my hands clasped behind my back. Although a Man’s piss is a gift, drinking it is not an act designed for my pleasure; it is an act of utility and respect intended to benefit the Man who is urinating.

I WILL WALLOW in piss like a pig in slop whenever a Man gives me the opportunity to do so — for instance, by pissing on me instead of in me. I know He has the right to piss down my throat, so it is a gift when He chooses, instead, to piss on my face, my hair or my body. In such instances, it is my duty to not just accept His piss on my skin, but to bathe in it and marinate in it. And, because a Man’s piss must never be wasted, to drink it after I’m done playing in it.

I WILL NOT WASH a Man’s piss off of me. If a Man deigns to piss on my clothes or skin, I will allow it to dry there so that I may wear the scent of His urine like perfume.

I WILL OFFER ALL ORIFICES as receptacles for Men’s piss. A Man has the right to choose where He wants to piss — in my mouth or in my ass.

I WILL ALWAYS SAY THANK YOU to a Man after He feeds me His piss. A Man’s piss is nourishing and hydrating, and in giving it to me He has watered me like a gardener waters a plant. For that, I must always be grateful.