*sigh Of The Long Suffering*

WHAT do you want

it’s dangerous to go alone! take this

Kirishima: How close is too close?

Kaminari: Depends. Midoriya? About a half meter bubble. Bakugou? 5 meters away. Then again, you have privileges.

Bakugou: Listen up, the light of your lives is here

Kaminari: I don’t see Sero anywhere.

Yeah sorry for making your boyfriend worse. Yeah no I know you were fixing him. You know how it is with The Narrative. Are we still on for brunch on Thursday?

Mina: Hide me!

Bakugou: Why?

Mina: I made Kaminari actually mad and now I’m going to die.

Sero: Actually mad? Yikes.

bakugou: Why are you scared? It’s Dunce Face.

Midoriya: You know the saying. Demons run-

Sero: Where good men go to war. Yeah Kaminari is scary when he’s mad.

Kaminari, entering the room with a glare that could kill: You better run Mina.

Bakugou: I completely understand.

Bakugou: I serve no god

Midoriya: What do you call your anger? Your emotions? Your god is the side of your mind you have no control over.

Death, pounding at my door: IT’S ALLERGY SEASON, GIRLKISSER

Me, taking as many allergy meds as I can without killing myself, armed with a box of tissues: YOU’RE STILL NOT TAKING MY SOUL!

The narrator that lives in my brain: She would in fact not die, but she would sound like it every time she coughed.

Kirishima: Bakugou and I had a fight :(

Kaminari: And you want advice from me?

Kirishima: Yeah?

Kaminari: All I can tell you is what not to do and there is an extensive list.

My friend sent me this with a "this made me think of you."

I feel so seen.