Parents continue to roast people better than we ever could.
Mom: Why does my child always act like something from out of a Stephen King novel?
Dad: Because she’s a clown (like the one from IT)
Bakugou: Listen up, the light of your lives is here
Kaminari: I don’t see Sero anywhere.
Sorry for making your fave a troublemaker whose shenanigans no one will ever believe because in canon they’re “well-behaved”. It will happen again.
Death, pounding at my door: IT’S ALLERGY SEASON, GIRLKISSER
Me, taking as many allergy meds as I can without killing myself, armed with a box of tissues: YOU’RE STILL NOT TAKING MY SOUL!
The narrator that lives in my brain: She would in fact not die, but she would sound like it every time she coughed.
Iida: I live on tea at this point. It’s calming, makes me seem responsible, can severely injure someone if needed, and helps any ailments I might have.
Sero: What was that middle one?
Iida: It makes me seem responsible.
Kaminari: Dumbest question you’ve ever been asked?
Aizawa: If pikachu could get electrocuted
Kaminari: I see how it is
Kaminari: That’s gay
Kirishima: I’m unsure if that’s an insult or a compliment
Kaminari: It’s a statement of fact. Also, a compliment.
Bringing this back with the eclipse because it’s funny
I'm not the first or last to see this and post it but this is my serotonin for today.
Wanna buy some gender? We got half genders, whole genders, genders across the spectrum, and genders not even known to humans yet.
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