Parents Continue To Roast People Better Than We Ever Could.

Parents continue to roast people better than we ever could.

Mom: Why does my child always act like something from out of a Stephen King novel?

Dad: Because she’s a clown (like the one from IT)

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3 years ago

Bakugou: Listen up, the light of your lives is here

Kaminari: I don’t see Sero anywhere.


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1 year ago

Sorry for making your fave a troublemaker whose shenanigans no one will ever believe because in canon they’re “well-behaved”. It will happen again.


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3 years ago

Bakugou: *looks for for affirmation*

Endeavor: *gives him affirmation*

Bakugou: Error 404: response not found


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1 year ago

Death, pounding at my door: IT’S ALLERGY SEASON, GIRLKISSER

Me, taking as many allergy meds as I can without killing myself, armed with a box of tissues: YOU’RE STILL NOT TAKING MY SOUL!

The narrator that lives in my brain: She would in fact not die, but she would sound like it every time she coughed.


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3 years ago

Iida: I live on tea at this point. It’s calming, makes me seem responsible, can severely injure someone if needed, and helps any ailments I might have.

Sero: What was that middle one?

Iida: It makes me seem responsible.


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2 years ago

Kaminari: Dumbest question you’ve ever been asked?

Aizawa: If pikachu could get electrocuted

Kaminari: I see how it is


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2 years ago

Kaminari: That’s gay

Kirishima: I’m unsure if that’s an insult or a compliment

Kaminari: It’s a statement of fact. Also, a compliment.


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1 year ago

Bringing this back with the eclipse because it’s funny

I'm Not The First Or Last To See This And Post It But This Is My Serotonin For Today.

I'm not the first or last to see this and post it but this is my serotonin for today.


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