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Michael Crichton’s idea that humans are inherently selfish and will look out for their own survival vs. Andy Weir’s idea that as social creatures humans will connect with and help others, fight.

Mina: What should I do for my nails?

Kaminari: The fact you invited me here to answer the question just renforces stereotypes.

Kaminari: Also you should go with that sky blue shade that matches your hero costume.

Wolf in Sheep’s clothing (the original) is Key pre-Ravine and Wolf in Sheep’s clothing (Remake) is Key post-Ravine.

Literally any two people will be arguing and I WILL dramatically go “The girls are figtinggg” to immediately make myself the common enemy. It works so well. No more argument, only disgust for the little guy in the corner who just said those words.

The dot is the villain, of course. As much as they will deny it, they have loved the hero despite the fact they foiled them at every turn.

With the hero chained up, the villain unveils their masterpiece: a weapon that tracks everyone who loves the hero before obliterating them. The map powers on. “Wait. There’s just one dot.” The Villain says. “…Someone loves me?” The hero replies with hope.

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Loving someone like a playwright loves an actor. Like an author loves a character. Like an oracle loves a hero. You play the part so beautifully, my love, incredible in the way you fall into my plans and give me control, whether you mean to or not.

Rude.

“By the moon and the stars, by the sun and the sky, I curse thee to fucking

DIE!”

Iida: I'm sorry Midoriya, that's a point on the bad decision board.

Kaminari: I'M STILL WINNING!!

Kirishima tackling Bakugou: NOT FOR LONG!