An Alien Called And Told Me I Had To Pay My Taxes With Starbucks Gift Cards Or The IRS Would Take Away

Y'all practical effects bitches are really sleeping on the Mission: Impossible movies.

"Oh everything is CGI these days!" Mission: Impossible uses practical effects whenever it's safe to do so, and their definition of safe is incredibly skewed because Tom Cruise is, frankly, batshit insane.

The man refuses to use stunt doubles because he insists the audience can tell when it's not him. He's apparently one of the best stunt drivers in the world. He drove up a cliff and skidded to a stop right on the edge for real in Dead Reckoning. He got a fucking helicopter license and spent like three years training for the climactic scene in Fallout.

Most of the helicopter chase in Fallout was real. The midair oxygen-tank swap in that movie was also real. They practiced for it in a wind tunnel and then did the real thing in freefall.

When Tom Cruise dies, it's either going to be because he realized Scientology was a crock and tried to get out and they fucking killed him (highly unlikely that he'll ever come to that realization), or because his luck finally ran out while filming a stunt for a Mission: Impossible movie (significantly more likely).

Seriously, if you have the blu-rays of any of these movies, I strongly encourage you to watch them with the director's commentaries. Especially the ones directed by Christopher McQuarrie. That man has an almost pathological distaste for CGI (and when they do have to use it, he's incredibly respectful and complimentary of the people who do the special effects).

Do yourself a favor and watch these movies. They're not just kitschy action flicks. They're kitschy action flicks with a metric fuckton of practical effects, and a production team that really cares about the stories they're crafting.

Someone said “ I don’t walk away to teach people a lesson I walk away when I’ve learned mine” and I felt that.

My father was in Auschwitz, my mother in Majdanek concentration camp, every single member of my family on both sides was exterminated, both of my parents were in the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising and it is precisely because the lessons they taught me and my two siblings that I will not be silent when Israel commits its crimes against the Palestinians, and I consider nothing more despicable than to use their suffering to try to justify the torture and brutalisation against Palestinians! I refuse to be intimidated by your crocodile tears, if you had a heart you would be crying for the Palestinians!

Basically I'm Ishan (from taare jameen par) without painting skill...

NOBODY FUCKING MOVE.

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"free palestine," he shouted until his last breath.

aaron bushnell, we will never forget you.

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