I Need To Peg Randy Jade.

REASONS ROOK WOULD WIN:

hes just a little guy

Also has experience dealing with feral rabid beafts so he would just. Adopt toastey

Herbert could try to use rook for his own plans buuuut rook is busy eating butterflies and falling over :) also he likes arson

CLUB PENGUIN OC SHOWDOWN (Round 2, Side B Match 7)

TOASTEY - GRRR BARK BARK BARK

"Kicked off the rainbow puffle adoption cloud for mauling 3 different puffle hotel staff, he was found as a stray and adopted by a retired EPF agent. He doesn't actually have rabies he's just fucking weird. His current owner adores him and thinks him foaming at the mouth is just a quirky rainbow puffle trick they do when they see food (it's not)."spook-e-smudge's testimonial

WHY VOTERS SHOULD VOTE FOR TOASTEY:

"If you don't he might bite you"

ADDITIONAL INFO:

"I love him very much and I think you should all love him too"

ROOK - JUST A LITTLE BOT

"rook is a young ai made by gary to be the security and surveillance system, but gary didnt account for the fact that rook became sentient :) now he resides in a spare mascbot body. he is JUST a little guy!!! eats rocks and butterflies" thethirteenthfloor's testimonial

WHY VOTERS SHOULD VOTE FOR ROOK: "ITS ROOK!!!!!!!"

ADDITIONAL INFO:

" https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4S4JZiEaJORXaBlcjL3Upg?si=2164f89286734451 its a long one bud! "

Character art by: spook-e-smudge, extremelyputridfishbreath

Fan Art of @cocomocomochi and @thethirteenthfloor 's Ghost/Haunted AU Chip and Spruce!

I really enjoy the AU, so please go check it out!

ithink my blood sugars too low

I made a transparent green version of that old geocities dragon vibe gif I was searching for a while back, and I figured while I was there I might as well export a bunch of other colours in case people would like to use them! The last two are solid white and solid black, in case your theme makes either of them invisible lol

Edit Aug. 13th ‘23: Updating original post with all the existing colours! To see the latest, check out the free stuff page on my Neocities :3

hey sorry for the creepy ask but KISSING YOU KISSING YOU KISSING YOU (this is your boyfriend skip)

POINTS AT YOU

my nostalgia for circa 2010 club music is hysterical to me. i was not at “the club” in two thousand and ten, i was at home on the family computer singing along to “like a G6” as if i wasn’t in the G6th fucking grade

think i’m gonna call it off,

even if i drink a duff,

i just wanna love someone who calls me ‘homie’

you can have an eldest son named bart,

drink a couple duffs cause you’re homer simpson

you can say that lisa’s very smart

drink another duff cause you’re homer simpson

good luck bart

well good luck bart

you have to stop at moe’s cause you’re homer simpson

good luck bart

well good luck bart

you have a wife called marge cause you’re homer simpson