Thetelekineticfrog - Definitely Contains Sarcasm, I Checked

not if I win first!

This is great. I’m going to Win at Boop, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

*I* will back you up on this

That minecraft urge to build yourself a home which is 100% monster proof on the outside and beautiful on the inside, and then realizing that if you DO use obsidian and amethyst - because indestructible! pretty! - you will, in fact, have a Yennefer/Disney Villain color scheme.

And then pulling up pinterest and searching "minecraft inspo" because now you're DEFINITELY going to do it

@nekohooch back me up on this

fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

you know what- Screw it. *un-newses fox*

I don't know how to put a picture I did not take on my camera. Pretend that this is a fox please.

BEHOLD my newest creation:

The EVIL trans flag

This is a flag for people who are

Evil trans

GO MY VILLAINOUS TRANS FOLKS! SPREAD CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION IN YOUR PATH! RUN RUN BE FREE AND FERAL! EAT THE FLESH OF THE CIS

the biggest lie the weight loss industry ever sold us was the idea that the lower body fat % you have, the stronger and fitter you are. think about how stupid that is for a second. imagine explaining this concept to a caveman. he‘d just eat you for protein

It is Wednesday

My dudes

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate