Transformers Has Trans In The Name For A Reason So If Ur Transphobic Optimus Prime Is Gonna Smash Down

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

God can you imagine being in medical school loving your life and you see a like 6’7 foot tall muppet with a Russian accent who talks like he’s verbally crytyping. He’s wearing a thick ass coat even though it’s like April. Wyd.

i'm going insane i love this

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Peridot FM

Elevator music doesn’t sound so bad now, does it, Steven?

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I am a(n):

⚪ Male

⚪ Female

🔘 Writer

Looking for

⚪ Boyfriend

⚪ Girlfriend

🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can't remember

where’s that one “pakige” post bc like

AO3, Basic Logic, God, Everyone: You posted a chapter five minutes ago, and should get comments gradually over the next few hours! Me, .5 seconds after posting, sitting with my face pressed up against my AO3 inbox: commente