Yang: *Being Super Thirsty*
Jaune: I NEED AN ADULT!
Goodwitch: *Thirsty Milf* Yes?~
Jaune: Oh no! *Gets dragged off to Goodwitch’s office by Yang and Glynda*
Yang: Jaune, your whole family is kinda badass.
Jaune: Ha ha. Yeah, I like to think so.
Yang: And I’m a badass...
Jaune: Well, yeah. That was never in question.
Yang: So I’m gonna be in your family!
Jaune: You’re gonna- Yang that’s not how that works.
Mama Arc: *From the other room* It’s how I ended up here!
If you’ll excuse some hopeful guesswork. What do you do when you have an infection or parasite? You get a fever to burn it out.
Seriously, Cinder can outright incinerate people and make glass from dirt and I’m meant to believe the Grimm arm that can get sliced off with a sword will be an overwhelming issue once Cinder realized she should want it gone?
Even if they want to play it so she can’t handle it all alone, if the arm can pull that Midnight stuff and keep her from getting rid of it completely, I’d still peg it as Cinder being able to resist it overtaking her. She might be the only person able to resist so directly.
And them we can see Cinder learning to ask for help and we can get the Ruby/Cinder/Jaune scene we need.
But yeah, that’s just my hopeful thinking...
Feeling somewhat satisfied that I called the “Grimmified Cinder” stuff but also sad knowing she’ll probably go Grimm at the end of Vol 8 and it will probably take forever to turn her back. Also turning her back will likely result in her death. Sadness.
Jaune: Food in bed Nora?
Jaune: *Pulls out a ruler* That's a Paddlin'...
Nora: *Laying in bed eating chips* Hehe, Funyuns~
*Eats her chips*
Nora: HEY!
Jaune: Gah! Nora!? What’s wrong?
Nora: You don’t get to do none of that! Call her!
Jaune: But- But she’s kinda scary.
Nora: Grimm are scary! I’m scary! And getting lead on and stood up is scary. Now call her or you’re sleeping in the snow from now on Fearless Leader...
Jaune: ...You don’t get to do that...
*Nora growls, lights flicker*
Jaune: Fine! I’ll just... *starts tapping his scroll*
Neo: *Dozing in hoodie, pouting*
Neo’s Scroll: *Chirps*
Neo: 😑 😐 😯 😲 😃 😊 *Typing Back*
For https://ask-jaune-npr.tumblr.com/
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Jaune:...Yang, we’re in the lunch room.
Yang: Pfff. No. We’re in the library alone. *Looks around, seeing both their teams watching them.*
Weiss: You were dozing off into your breakfast, woke up, and kissed Arc.
Ruby: *Fidgeting* For like... A while...
Blake: *Recording with her scroll*
Nora: *Visibly pleased*
Pyrrha: *Visibly pissed*
Ren: *Asleep on Nora’s shoulder*
Yang:...Fuck.
Yang: (kisses jaune)
Jaune:...
Yang:...no one will ever believe you
I know you were probably being figurative but I’m imagining them both in a literal Mom Class. Possibly run by either Kali or Mama Arc.
Hey hey, just thought of that but
We can all agree that after Jacques, Willow is gonna be suuuper wary of people approaching her, right ? Always wondering if they're interested in her for her or for her family name.
You know who she wouldn't have to wonder about that with ?
Raven "my semblance literally tells you if you're one of the select few I actually care about" Branwen.
Picture this : Raven comes to help with the kids, Willow gets her shit together and helps in the fight as well, then they both go to the "Being a Good Mom 101" classes together and help each other unlearn all that shit that got stuck in their brains over the years (Raven doesn't know how to care for her kid and show it, Willow used to know and can help her take the first few steps while Willow probably has super low self-esteem and doesn't believe she can make things better with her kids and Raven can encourage and support her and give her the kick in the ass she needs to start mending her relationship with the Schneeblings)
And then as they do all that they grow closer and start Feeling Things™ for each other, but Willow always has this little voice in her mind reminding her that it could all be a plot to take her company and family from her all over again and she can't make it stop UNTIL
One day
Willow is feeling distressed because Bad Day and maybe a panic attack or something ? I can see her having those when she first gets the SDC back and has to learn how to run it while trying to stay sober and she'll just feel so much pressure on her it'll make it hard to breathe. Anyway, panic attack when she's all alone and no one can help but SUDDENLY a portal opens and out comes Raven, all worried and stuff and Raven helps Willow calm down and then it hits Willow.
Raven has a portal to her.
They have a bond.
Something Raven can only develop with people she cares about deeply.
Which means she cares about Willow deeply.
She cares about Willow for who she is, not her family name.
And all of a sudden, Willow feels like a weight has been lifted off of her shoulders and she can breathe more easily.
And the future looks just a little bit brighter.
Blake: Horny on main. Currently lighting candles. Too lazy to let her own booty-call in the house.
Jaune: Was in bed already. Still smitten for his kitten. More happy that he’ll get sleep cuddling than he is for the sex.
Kali: Starting to get grandbaby-crazy. Has to be up in the morning. Hoping this one will fuck the emo out of her daughter.
When Blake invites him to smash at 1 in the morning: "It's clobbering time!"
When Kali answers the door wondering why they have visitors at 1 AM: "Milady, 'tis the clobbering hour."
Because it was unlocked, keep up.
If Weiss didn't wanna walk in on Jaune and Winter then Weiss should never have left her room unlocked.
yeah WEISS!
Arson or RASN (Raisin), depending on who you want in charge.
Team arsn at the theme park
Jaune: four tickets please
Vendor: aw. Isnt that cute. A dad taking his kids to the park
Jaune:... these arent my kids