Hon Rosie: Listen, Tarquin is great and all but does he have a life plan? Thyme: Rosie, Tarquin doesn’t even have a day plan. I once found a note he wrote to himself that simply said ‘put on pants’ followed by a question mark.
Classic movie jerk: Oh you guys are dating? Prove it. Kiss each other.
Gonff, with absolutely no hesitation: *fully dips Martin and makes out with him for a solid minute*
Martin and Gonff are not In Love™️, however they would absolutely go all in on a fake dating scenario with each other no questions asked.
"Good sirs, I'm called Trimp the Rover." "Marm, I'm called Ferdy an' that fat 'un's my brother Coggs, both of Redwall Abbey." Coggs snorted, pointing at Ferdy's ample stomach. "I ain't as fat as ole Ferdy, am I, miz Trimp?" She giggled. "You're as tubby as one another."
who says i am dead, knows not at all i am that is two mice within redwall
(redbubble - matthias - martin - warrior) (ko-fi)
I had this thought and had to make it
nothing in the history of the universe will ever depress me as much as the Patrick McHale Redwall series being cancelled… that was a personal hit job from the universe aimed specifically at me
Cheesethief: So you’re non-biney? Like you don’t have any biney?
Killconey: I guess
Cheesethief: That’s so poggers
A seasonally appropriate one ☔️
This is another piece from Flora and Fauna VI, my upcoming show at Gallery Nucleus LA opening on May 27th!
I’ll be sharing all my pieces over the next couple of days~
Redwall doodles
Martin is learning how to rizz
Get it? Because I’m queer? And Quean was spelled with an a? You get it.20 // any pronouns // ♉️pfp by spanakorizzo
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