Okay, Okay. I Know What Happened. Stanley And The Pope Were Smoking Weed Together To Celebrate Stanley's

Mabel is going through an "evil cute phase", as she called it. She's walking around playing FUKOUNA GIRL on a miniature xylophone while covered in chibi zombie and vampire stickers. Is this the modern-day, glitter-washed equivalent to being a scene kid?

I still have the glow-in-the-dark stickers my great-niece put up in my room over a year ago. If that isn't enough of an answer, then I don't know what is.

Reblog of you think glow-in-the-dark ceiling stickers are for all ages

I’m trying to prove a point to my mom

I finally found time to finish this meme He knows Bill has no control over him now, and he doesn't hesitate to show it at every opportunity.

What do you think will happen? a) He'll fly higher and then be pulled back to the place of death. b) He'll hit his head in Gravity Falls' weirdness bubble. c) He'll fly off into space and never be seen again, end of AU.

The original of this meme:

Oh, you haven't found his "vase" yet. It's a bong.

Grunkle Ford, did Grunkle Stan kill the pope?

Yes. He was smoking weed with the Pope and caused him to have a stroke.

Fine, but you need to be more careful. Most people don't just let metal wires get stuck in their limbs. I'll help you in a moment, let me get the pliers.

stanford i got a buncha metal wires stuck all up in my beard. @ fiddlesfords

Not again. At this point, I'm just going to make you shave it off.

Still time to vote! Even if you don't care about Shadow's turtle getting a name, pushing buttons is fun!

Okay, the time has come to name Shadow's turtle. The decided upon gender was turtle.

I'm not saying it was while we were on the Stan'O'War. I'm saying that you would now know how to get there easily.

MR. PINES DID YOU KILL POPE FRANCIS

https://www.tumblr.com/sexyman-contest-2025/781444941384761344/i-have-just-been-informed-that-the-tumblr-sexyman?source=share

I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER (that I do not have)

I INVOKE THE FIFTH

Your tags have me imagining Robotnik hanging onto Stone like a koala while Stone makes him a latte (I headcanon Stone as being ridiculously strong, because how dare he lack the strength required to carry Robotnik when he doesn't want to get up!)

Then Robotnik realizes one horrible thing when Stone hands him the latte. He needs both of his hands to drink it (since he drinks like a little gremlin that just found treasure), but that would mean being put down. But he really doesn't want to wait for Stone to find a chair.

So he makes Stone sit on the floor so he doesn't have to get down.

Robotnik does this to make people uncomfortable and no other reason.

I roll to seduce the nerd!, Dm? Is that allowed---

Of course it's allowed! Let's see...

You rolled a -17. I did not even know that was possible, since the die only has 38 sides. I will need a moment to figure out how to proceed with this.

No, the moss doesn't hurt me or make me think terrible things about myself. It is just generally off-putting and not very good at giving advice.

I love the moss. It tells me to do terrible things, but other than that, it's a very good friend and keeps me company all the time.