This Is What He's Looking At, By The Way.

*wearing a fake mustache* You know, it sounds like your brother probably really misses you and needs your help but doesn't know how to express that since he made a deal with the physical manifestation of hubris that ruined his ability to communicate... I could be wrong.

soooo i just got a post card from my brother telling me he needs help... i'm thinking i should go but it might also be a trap from some guys i may owe money too...

If I didn't detest the both of you, I'd say you two are cute together.

I will force you to kiss me. No getting out of it.

- me, 2025

YOU KNOW YOU DON ' T HAVE TO FORCE ME , SILLY ! C ' MERE !

Thank you for the tag!

Favorite colour: Yellow

Last song: Dream Sweet in Sea Major - Miracle Musical

Currently reading: The Anxiety First Aid Kit (too many authors to list)

Currently watching: My heart rate (begrudgingly)

Currently craving: Being able to leave the house

Coffee or tea? I'm not currently allowed to have either, but I prefer tea.

@dipper-m-pines @the-real-fastestthingalive @the-real-sonic-exe @the-real-ultimatelifeform

get to know your moots tag game ! ✶ answer the questions, then tag six people

favorite color ꕀ green and brown last song ꕀ tú by maye currently reading ꕀ the luminaries by susan dennard currently watching ꕀ the great british baking show currently craving ꕀ massaman curry. like always. and like. alcohol and a couple cigs HAHA. a break too :P coffee or tea ꕀ always tea! i don't like coffee

ty for the tag @saltcxrcle ! tagging: @lelapine @toadspondofwhimsy @outof-spite @h0neyst4rz @hhoneylemon @our-lady-of-venom

I'm not saying I'm not attracted to my husband! I'm very much attracted to him, that's why I married him. The thing is, I'm not attracted to him because he's a man. I'm attracted to him because of who he is as a person and what he means to me.

pssssst

*hands you a note..it says : “greetings homosexual father”

@daughter-of-the-author

Is... is your other father not also homosexual? I would hope so, considering we're married.

Shut up, Bill. You lost to Stanley in the poll.

Of course they say that anonymously. Cowards.

Hey, I wanna fuck you.

Hard.

N O

I AM MARRIED

BITCH

Yours is adorable! Also, as for the moss, I sincerely apologize, but it would like to be passed onto you. You have been mossed.

@makuyi13 thanks for tagging me! picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2069970 god knows I am trying to be goblin-academic and frodo-ish but in reality my style varies from goth to indie kid I know you guys don't usually participate in games but idk whom else I should tag. It would be nice to see you as little guys @oogsterboogster @onethirdwise-samgee @pipis-took @mlgmtn

What was your first word, and when did you say it? I'll start.

When I was around six/seven months old, I said my first word, which was "Hello". My mother had phone calls with people frequently since it was her entire job, and I was holding my hand up to my head and pretending to be on the phone.

I recently decided to start going to therapy. I got a therapist with the intention of working through past traumas, and I thought our first meeting went well. Emphasis on "I thought".

After our first meeting, she didn't just say that she couldn't take me as a patient. SHE QUIT HER JOB. I don't even know what I did wrong.

Fine, but you need to be more careful. Most people don't just let metal wires get stuck in their limbs. I'll help you in a moment, let me get the pliers.

stanford i got a buncha metal wires stuck all up in my beard. @ fiddlesfords

Not again. At this point, I'm just going to make you shave it off.