Did You Know A Egyptian Pharaoh Named Themselves After The Egyptian Devil Out Of Respect For His Power?

Now this is a instance of non toxic masculinity: A CEO assassin that gets caught because he couldn't resist hitting on a woman.

*Turns on Vatican news broadcast*

Dear God... Original sin spread to the second tower of Babel!

Remember Bright? The shitty Will Smith movie? I got recommended the soundtrack on YouTube and it out of nowhere SLAPS.

With all the danger that Batman puts his Robins through, I'm just impressed a billionaire actually spent time with their children.

Unethical business idea:

1. Start a life insurance company that offers the largest payouts of any insurance company

2. Only insure near impossible instances like meteor strikes

3. Once someone finally does take a claim just file for bankruptcy, pocketing your large paycheck as CEO

A form of gambling I would play: Dungeons and Dragons except the DM is DETERMINED to kill the entire party and you win a jackpot by making it to the end of the campaign

Someone should write a enemies to lovers fanfic between Hitler and Netanyahu meeting in hell as they state their beliefs to each other and realize they aren't so different.

I run to Jason Bourne chase scene music and pretend the CIA is after me

Hold up a cross, nobody bats an eye. Hold up a sign that says "I groom children by threatening them with torture" everybody loses their minds.