I Think It's A Shame That Confederates Give Rebels A Bad Name. It Was Far More Common To Have Slave Revolts

Geisha was a job in ancient Japan where they charmed guests by playing party games. They were the original Twitch streamers.

Hold up a cross, nobody bats an eye. Hold up a sign that says "I groom children by threatening them with torture" everybody loses their minds.

I think that cultural appropriation doesn't apply to British people. Cultural appropriation is British culture.

Don't you love it when your phone goes into low battery mode so the screen dims when there is glare from the sun and it becomes utterly unusable. Yeah I just love that.

All asexuality exists on a spectrum: On one end is Jaiden Animations and on the other is Alastor

Friendly remainder: Saying siblings shouldn't fuck is the same level of eugenics as saying stupid people shouldn't fuck. Pick both or neither.

A form of gambling I would play: Dungeons and Dragons except the DM is DETERMINED to kill the entire party and you win a jackpot by making it to the end of the campaign

Luigi is not a terrorist: The CEO PERSONALLY wronged him. This is a classic case of fuck around find out.

If someone I never met shoves me at a bar and we get into a bar fight, they can't turn around and claim some other motive but the shoving. Luigi was put through physical pain by this CEO and this is what you get as a result.

Trump sayin' illegals ain't subject to American laws because they don't register. BITCH - you think anyone that breaks the law is gonna FUCKIN REGISTER as a criminal? Is that what it would take to get arrested?

Oddly horrifying