Could You Imagine If The Assassin Gets A Jury Acquittal And Just Shows Up To The Joe Rogan Podcast And

At this rate North Korea will have a female president before America

Why can't science be like a form of wizardry where there's only one field of knowledge and if you isolate yourself and read about it enough you'll understand it all

Technically, being illiterate due to stupidity isn't a protected demographic so technically I'm not calling for genocide.

Someone write a fantasy where "millennial" is a slur for people over a thousand years old

Trump sayin' illegals ain't subject to American laws because they don't register. BITCH - you think anyone that breaks the law is gonna FUCKIN REGISTER as a criminal? Is that what it would take to get arrested?

I want a veterans service that tells war criminals they SHOULD kill themselves. A reverse VA.

Just look at that sexy mug. Yes daddy: Whip out your silencer and FILL me with bullets! Assassinate me next!

WHAT DOES THE TOILET SAY? SKII SKII - BIDY!!!

The TikTok ban: I guess capitalism is building a wall to keep people from moving to socialism. How'd that work out when it was the other way around?

"Drugs and alcohol" always struck me as an ironic phrase because alcohol is a liquid drug