Is This Ad Old Or Did They Make Them Whiter

NOBODY IS GOING TO MATCH MY FREAK (none of the people from my college liked my bug identification instagram story)

me: reblogs anything

the green bar that pops up telling me I reblogged something:

my personal idea of hell is an eternity of sheltered 26 year old queers showing me 2018 tweets which call random things genders and waiting for me to laugh.

I already slapped myself in the face. Make sure they all have to do it too, or my suffering will have been in vain

there are so many "if this gets (insert number) notes i'll do something productive/good for me!" but has there ever been one where someone goes

if this gets 10k notes i'll slap myself in the face

i suppose i'm wondering

would people be so eager to reblog if it would cause something slightly unpleasant?

Adam referring to Cain

woke agenda killed my son. They came down and killed him with rocks. They bashed him with rocks.

Once in my dreams when I was sick with covid I died slowly and painfully in real time in my bed. I suffocated to death because my asthma and the congestion made it more and more difficult to breathe, and my limbs were too heavy to move. I cried out for help, but I didn’t have enough breath. The memories of that dream remain and haunt me to this day. I’ve had very few deaths in my dreams that felt so real. Sometimes I wonder if I really did die then, and the rest of this life is some odd dream or some bizarre quantum immortality situation.

died and came back tired. died and came back exhausted. died and came back with manic energy. died and came back with malingering unease. died and came back twitchy. so many possibilities

do you have any dirty dishes 🍽️ in your room right now?

if so don't worry about it it's fine does anyone wanna kiss me on rthe mout

dead. but i refused, and i continue to walk the earth

trick or treat!!

aww and what are you supposed to be!!

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.