Sure! Here, Have This Bundle Of Green Leafy Parasitic Red Berry Bearing Plants I Found Hanging Upside

Lost my fucking leitmotif in the divorce

TAKE A LEFT AT YOUR INTESTINES

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my personal idea of hell is an eternity of sheltered 26 year old queers showing me 2018 tweets which call random things genders and waiting for me to laugh.

There is nothing funnier to me than poorly redrawn trollfaces made around the time everyone was mocking people who made rage comics

Happy New Years!

The continuous, unyielding march of time brings me nothing but terrible anguish, as I step closer and closer to a future I am nowhere near ready to deal with.

Hpapy 23 :))))

Do you have a favorite underrated character that you believe has traits that make them a potential sexyman?

Do multiple of the following traits described here apply to him?:

1.) Evil/Morally grey

2.) A very well-dressed individual

3.) Non human traits

4.) Very... Y'know 💅✨️

5.) Have a tragic and/or mysterious backstory

6.) A Dilf/Gilf

7.) A twink

8.) Very Powerful

9.) A chaoslord

10.) Maybe even... a subversion of traits: 1, 2, 5, 7, 8 or 9?

Well, my friend, Your Blorbo may be a potential sexyman!

Why am I asking this?

I'm hosting.

✨️🌹 The Official Unoffical Tumblr Sexyman Underdog Vote 🌹✨️

Every lesser known "baby girl" has a chance for fame!

That's right, a vote for your beloved pookie, where he won't be pit against one of the already infamous sexymen and have a fair fighting chance!

Once there is enough talk about the vote (at least 100 followers and 1000 at the most), the google forum will be posted where you can submit your beloved into the brawl!

Hope to see you all soon!

i was drinking coffee and someone asked me a question and i answered but i forgot i had coffee in my mouth and it all fell out helnp me

if i had to end the simpsons the final episode would be completely bereft of dialogue, cutting between character's houses, they're sitting silently in their comfortable spaces, at peace. over the course of the next 23 minutes we see every inhabitant of springfield slowly wither and turn to dust, open windows allowing them to be carried away on a light breeze. sometimes it seems painful, others joyful, but in the end nothing remains

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