Hm.

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

this is why i love tumblr. i have not seen one smidge of doctor who content and now all of my opinions on the franchise are based on the fact that the 9th doctor's swag is so lesbian

9th doctor you have to stop. your doc martens too classic. your leather jacket too cunt. your buzzcut too perfect. your swag is too lesbian...9th doctor they'll kill you.

sometimes im having a good, sane day inside my little bubble and then remember that one of my friends thinks that im queer because of brain damage

having to explain to my friends that whenever i say "my son" i am indeed referring to a thirty year old man. its very unfortunate for my ego tbh

quick question is it normal/healthy to literally jump up and down and scream whenever your hyperfixation shows up or no

i’m counting at least four dead giveaways and another obvious cop

oh my god

the suffering never ends

“Wrist check!” A boy in my class yells at us.

We stare him dead in the eye and pull up our sleeves to show all the eyes. And then we eat him.

Happy International Bat Appreciation Day! Please tell your local BatFam member that you appreciate them.

i rewatched under the red hood last night i dont need the emotional damage hammered in again

Not a single trace of the kid you first met