Themulberryshark - Eat The Rich

you know it’s a little annoying that they delayed metroid prime four so much but I think that it’s worth it if it means they could really perfect the graphics on samus’s dick.

the girl ever

*geiger counter ticking sound* picking up extremely high levels of trans girls on this site.

🤯 wowwww she's so pretty!!! ...u-uhm but I don't have a skinniness fetish or anything 😨

I remember feeling like this some time in early high school, like a software update finally loaded in.

And then the patch when I suddenly realized I was also Trans :○

Hey! Did you know?

Boys are pretty :3

😉

Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

An embroidery of the Wikipedia page for embroidery.

spiking your drink with estrogen

call that shit “booba tea”