I Disagree, You Buy And NFT The Payment Is Eyeballs, They’re Just Lucky I Didn’t Arrive Fast Enough

Oh shit that sucks. I’m not the most tumblr savvy and I mainly use my sideblog so sorry if I overstepped or something :/ I have terrible internet social awareness.

Hello you are the most pussy-having neopussy haver i know, can you scissor with neopussy? This will change my plans for surgery bigly so I went to the expert 🙏

hey uh maybe this is just a really strangely worded but actually well intended ask. But given the attacks I’ve gotten in the past couple days and the lack of any details about yourself on your blog, I’m interpreting this as cruel and pointless mockery of trans girls who actually message me looking for support and/or expressing attraction. So uh yeah not cool. I also don’t like the implication that I am trying to convince anyone to get bottom surgery or bribe them with sexual attention. I love girldick. I’m just trying to demystify and promote bottom surgery as an option for those who are already considering it.

This is for those out there who were never taught the simpler things in life, or are living alone for the first time. I hope this reaches you and helps you in some way x

I went through all of these to find the perfect, most simple instructions for each. I'll add more things over time if needed/requested <3

Video instructions:

How to plait your hair

How to fold a T-Shirt

How to shave your legs

How to write + send a letter in the mail

How to ride a bike (with one of the people in the video learning how to ride one themselves)

How to tie a tie

How to sew a button back into a shirt (by hand)

Kitchen safety

Written instructions:

How to make pancakes

How to wash your hair

How to fry an egg

How to clean blood off your underwear

Your first kiss

Making a resume

Creating a personal budget

How to clean cuts and scrapes

Brushing your teeth

Guide to showering and bathing properly

Staying safe on the road/in your car

How to use a washing/laundry machine

How to hand-wash laundry

44 smoothie recipes

Basic recipes for living alone

A simple house-cleaning schedule

Home maintenance (for each season)

How to make an every-day simple salad

Cleaning stains from clothes

Tips for finding a good psychiatrist

Booking a doctors appointment (with a dialogue)

Dealing with an unfair workplace

Who Here Believe In Vanpires

Gundramon is the most stupid Design I’ve ever seen it’s brilliant.

Thrilled to learn I'm not the only digimon fan on this hellsite. If you see this, please show me your favorite digimans.

Meet The (Updated) Writing Team

Hello Kinfolks! These last two months have been quiet for y'all in terms of updates, but BUSY in terms of the work being done by the sept of contributors to this project!

At the start of October I put out the call for help, saying that this project cannot succeed without the help and support of the Werewolf fandom. I'm happy to report that you as a fandom have responded phenomenally, and production on this series is now underway! These last few months have been dedicated to recruiting team members, and researching our book framework. We've about filled in the main core of the team, and have already gotten started writing Book 1: Cliath!

October through November has been dedicated entirely to research, both putting together a collection of citations we'll be using in this first book, and passing out initial writing assignments. This list is sure to grow in time, but for now we have plenty of work to do!

With that all said, I'd like to introduce you to the team that are showcasing the Gaians.

Amy Waller (she/her)

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Ms. Waller is a freelance writer and massage therapist based in not-quite Northern Virginia, and is a contributor to D.W.A.R.V.S. . Werewolf the Apocalypse was her first RPG, and she loves the themes of shapechanging as self-actualization and of trying to balance instinct and wisdom.

Amy has joined the team to depict the journals of Cryptobiologist Esme "Leaping Ghost".

Bek Andrew Evans (He/They)

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Mx. Evans is a freelance writer and illustrator from Jackson, Mississippi. He explores themes of mental illness, disability, abuse, poverty, queer themes and the intersection of these statuses. He uses body and psychological horror, meticulous attention to medical details, and deep character dives as some of his favorite methods to achieve those goals.

Bek has been indispensible in book research, and will be taking his experience with M20 Sorcerer and writing for the Hearthbound, and fictitious news article citations.

Evie Emerson Smith (She/It)

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Evie is a programmer and designer of video games living with her pack in Pittsburgh, PA. She uses primarily anthropomorphic characters to tell stories about identity, queerness, and the power of community.

She has joined the team as a technical writer, and contributor to the opening comic: Cracking The Bone

Excelgarou (She/Her)

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She's been described as a Werewolf: The Apocalypse academic, and wears this title proudly. She labors at all hours on resources for Werewolf fans - particularly as regards aggregating otherwise obscure information - such as the Build-a-Veteran tool or (especially) the Werewolf Index Project.

Excelgarou is our lead researcher, ensuring our book citations and narrative voices remain consistent through all editions. She has also been conscripted to write the introductory passage on the World of Darkness, and to redraft the Children of Gaia.

James E. Deeley (He/Him)

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Jim has been playing, running, and writing for tabletop roleplaying games since he was first introduced to them over twenty years ago. Jim has presented on the subject of writing for games since 2010, and has been contracted to write mechanics and to do character design by the likes of High Level Games, Lostlorn Games, and Renegade Game Studios, but is equally skilled at writing lore and narrative, skills honed over two decades of running roleplaying games and medieval studies, lending a deep historical context to his writings.

Jim will write the Western Concordat, showcasing the Silver Fangs, Fianna, Get of Fenris, and Glass Walkers.

J.F. Sambrano (They/He)

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J. F. Sambrano is an author of horror and (urban/dark/depressing?) fantasy and an advocate for indigenous rights. He lives in Washington (the state) and is originally from Los Angeles (the city); the differences are staggering but the ocean and the I-5 are the same. He is Chiricahua Apache (Ndeh) and Cora Indian (Náayarite). He may or may not be a believer/practitioner of real world magic. If he were, he would not be interested in your hippy-dippy, crystal swinging, dream-catcher slinging garbage.But magic is real, let’s not fuck around.

Beloved Indigenous World of Darkness author J.F. Sambrano is joining our team to depict the Bastet in the Dawn Tribes! A friend and frequent topic of discussion on this blog, we are honored to have him on the team to bring the Werewolf: the Apocalypse he's long-felt the world deserves to life!

LeeKat (She/Her)

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Lee is a freelance artist, writer, and English teacher based in Brazil. The bulk of her content is furry, homoerotic, and TTRPG-centric works. Her writing focuses on exploring the depths of emotion with tales of self-discovery, queerness, and finding hope in a desolate world.

A huge lover of Werewolf, themes of generational trauma and rediscovering oneself in a world of turmoil resonated deeply, as well as themes of spirituality and ancestry. Writing for this project, she hopes to bring others the same catharsis she felt through exploring the books and their many themes.

Mórag (it/its)

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Mòrag is a writer and botanist from Te Wai Pounamu. It writes both botanical articles and horror stories, the former to raise awareness of ecological issues and the latter to explore what it means to be human, represent trans and autistic experiences, and addiction. It's horror writing is best recognized for its use of visceral first-person perspectives, body horror, and the grotesque. It is influenced heavily by works such as the Hellraiser films and the philosophies of Georges Bataille.

It has joined our team to write the story portions of the Song of Trillium, showcasing the legend of Tawatuy.

Vampire that’s dirt poor, doesn’t have a sprawling manor or vast riches accumulated by interest. Can’t afford those black leather boots they really want. Travels as a bat to save money not cuz they like it.

Please I need all the help :(

Bout to make myself a shark and maybe even a coelacanth character 83c