Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.
the devil couldn't reach me so instead he made sure I have a hard time expressing my emotions and thoughts
Hobie: such a natural talent for sales! such success! well done!
Theo, fully coked up, getting ready to sell the 5th knock-off Sheraton sofa that week:
STOP saying boris's scandinavian wife and three children are fake!!!! let adultery and absent fatherhood into your hearts!!!!!
I never thought I'd make it to 18 what do you mean I'm gonna be 25 this year
I love when people are explaining something and they go “stay/walk with me” bc now I’m so with you we’re energetically holding hands keep going girl
omfgggg i wish love was real it sounds so fun and interesting
the way i talk about theo decker is indirectly really emotionally vulnerable in a way i fear my friends would recognize so i keep that on a side blog
I'm going to reread The Goldfinch, because I can't stand being emotionally stable for too long, I need something to lament and suffer about.
Btw will byers feels like a mistake for being gay but mike wheeler makes him feel like he's not a mistake at all and like he's better for being different. But he's totally getting over him in s5 guys dw
erica jong
i want a penis but also i would get a boner from a stiff breeze. i would get hard from biting a particularly crisp apple
mike, robin, and will bonding in s5
hold on babygirl dont die there will be a new freaky little character for you get insanely obsessed with
— Donna Tartt, The Goldfinch
will: hey m--
mike:
Nothing combats depression like The Goldfinch and Chappell Roan.
Herman Leonard Chet Baker, New York City 1956
starting tomorrow i will be super normal fun kind sexy and functioning
An absence so heavy it becomes a presence
thought a little too hard about it and now i have tears in my eyes and i feel physically ill
that quote like “god gave us transness for the same reason he made grapes but not wine; yeast but no loaves — so we may partake in the divine act of creation”
a tumblr mutual is like the curator of a beautiful museum
kissed shauna with a knife to her throat consider that freak level matched
:3 GET OUT OF MY SKIN GET OUT OF MY SKIN GET OUT OF MY SKIN GET OUT GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!
A girl puts a knife to your throat and your immediate instinct is to kiss her. Melissa, you relatable bitch. Congrats on living the dream.
let’s switch places please
theo literally a few pages after kissing his best friend: i fucking hate my dog he makes me looks so gay
calvin and hobbes, bill watterson / clear night, charles wright